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hi I'm Ciara and I wish I was a smurf :( nevermind I will have to put up with being human... shame... I eat everything. I love The Script , Sheldon and Smosh. Hehe all S's

everythings_smurfy
posted a quote
April 11, 2013 1:20pm UTC

The things I want to do before I die:
Go into Hollister/Superdry, try to sell a load of fake t-shirts
Ride a bike/skateboard in a shop that sells glass things.
Go into a library and meow every few seconds, getting louder til I get thrown out
Write a load of sticky notes saying "Sorry about the damage" and leave them on parked cars (especially expensive new cars) . Watch people look for damage that isnt there.
When going up in an elevator announce "I have new socks on" or cry whenever anyone leaves saying "I'll miss you"
Chew my hair in public and whenever anyone looks at me hold out my hair and go "you wanna try?"
Jump in a taxi and yell "FOLLOW THAT CAR"
Buy a load of orange traffic cones and reroute a whole street to a dead end

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everythings_smurfy
posted a quote
April 10, 2013 6:00am UTC

See the times are changing, im sure of nothing that I know, except this is me, this is Witty and this is where I live.

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everythings_smurfy
posted a quote
April 10, 2013 5:37am UTC

SO today I was scrolling down the "top quotes" and I saw a quote that said it was posted 4 decades ago, when today is witty's 10th Birthday...
Go home witty, you're drunk.

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everythings_smurfy
posted a quote
March 26, 2013 1:48pm UTC

I put my hands in the air sometimes,
saying ayyyy-oooo I'm a potatttoooo

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everythings_smurfy
posted a quote
March 20, 2013 2:29pm UTC

So today I found out that in February a 14 year old girl commit suicide, because she took "cut for bieber" too far.
Seriously what is our world coming to??

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everythings_smurfy
posted a quote
March 16, 2013 12:12pm UTC

Shut up and put your money where your mouth is, that's what you get for waking up in vegas
~Katy Perry~

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everythings_smurfy
posted a quote
March 13, 2013 5:37pm UTC

When you open a test paper and just sit there
silently laughing to yourself because it's the first
question and you have no idea what you're
doing...

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everythings_smurfy
posted a quote
March 12, 2013 1:21pm UTC

I havent done anything bad, but karma hates me. (well it
might just be my clumsiness..)
So far since Sunday I have had the worst luck ever.
1. I missed an open goal
2. I trapped my finger in a metal door
3.Smashed my netbook screen
4.Fell up the stairs (twice!)
5. Smashed my back on the floor(not smashed just
bruised)
6. Landed on my ear on the floor... still can't feel it
7. Walked into a doorframe
8. Lost my lunchbox which HAD MY FOOD IN IT.

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everythings_smurfy
posted a quote
March 8, 2013 11:40am UTC

Mi burro es rio grande salchicha de grasa!
Translation:
My donkey is river waffle sausage big fat

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everythings_smurfy
posted a quote
March 8, 2013 6:48am UTC

Mi burro es rio grande salchicha de grasa!
Translation:
My donkey is river waffle sausage big fat

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everythings_smurfy
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March 4, 2013 5:20pm UTC

"I do not kill people, that is my least favourite thing to do"
Gotta love carl the llama...

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