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my initials are et:]] and i play a lot of sports :) i always have funn:)
  1. et_phone_home et_phone_home
    posted a quote
    November 16, 2009 10:00pm UTC
    Girl: Do i ever cross ur mind
    Boy: No
    Girl: Do you like me?
    Boy: Not really
    Girl: Do you want me?
    Boy: No
    Girl: Would you cry if I left?
    Boy: No
    Girl: Would you live for me?
    Boy: No
    Girl: Would you do anything for me?
    Boy: No
    Girl: Choose--me or ur life
    Boy: my life
    The girl runs away in shock and pain and the boy runs after her and says...
    The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind.
    The reason why I don't like you is because I love you.
    The reason I don't want you is because I need you.
    The reason I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left.
    The reason I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you.
    The reason why I'm not willing to do anything for you is because I would do everything for you.
    The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life
    ♥A Perfect Guy
    • give her your hoodie even if you go to different schools
    • give her a big t-shirt of yours to sleep in
    • leave her cute messages
    • kiss her in front of your friends
    • tell her she looks beautiful
    • look into her eyes when you talk to her
    • let her mess with your hair
    • just walk around with her
    • forgive her for her mistakes
    • hold her hand when you're around your friends AND in private.
    • let her fall asleep in your arms.
    • stay up all night with her when she's sick
    • watch her favorite movie with her
    • come up and grab her by the waist
    Remember This:
    • don't talk about other girls around her.
    • if u love her others shouldnt matter
    • when she's sad, hang out with her
    • let her know she's important.
    • kiss her in the pouring rain
    • when you fall in love with her, tell her.
    • and when you tell her, love her like you've never loved anyone else before
    • answer her phone calls no matter what
    :;Guys repost as: I'd do this for her.
    Girls repost as: Perfect boyfriend.
    --if you don't repost this in four minutes you will lose the one you love.
    :)If you do repost this in four minutes the one you like/love will:
    -call you
    -kiss you
    -message you
    -get online and talk

  2. et_phone_home et_phone_home
    posted a quote
    May 19, 2009 10:43pm UTC
    crazy1 86: hey baby!!!
    h0tNsPiCy91: who is this???
    crazy1 86: ur secret admirer!!!!!
    h0tNsPiCy91: oh really.... quit lyin! who is this???
    crazy1 86: i loved u the first time a stared in your eyes...
    crazy1 86: i think about u everyday... you are my dream arrive true.
    crazy1 86: we met once! i dont think u remember tho. crazy1 86: i clip myself because the pain takes away my feelings of u.
    crazy1 86: u will look me sometime tonight....
    h0tNsPiCy91: ..WHO IS THIS!?!?!?
    crazy1 86:dont worry.... sick take very good care of you...
    crazy1 86 had signed off.
    The girl was so scared she locked every her doors and windows.. She made sure her room was secured. She wasn't sure if it was a joke or for real. She didn't know when he was going to arrive. The girl was so frightened she decided to snooze with her little sister. The girl dozed off quickly. Then she heard a knock on the window. The girl slowly walked to the window. It started knocking louder. The girl looked through the windows and saw nothing... just some of the tree branches. The girl went back to bed with her sister. The bed was wet and had a pretty horrid odor. Maybe her sister wet the bed... the girl checked and found blood everywhere. The girl panicked. She didn't know what to do. She ran and hid in the closet in case the killer was there for her. While looking through the cracks of the closet the girl saw a shadow. It was dark, so she couldn't figure out who it was. She started to receive more frightened. The shadow crept closer to the closet. The girl closed her eyes as if it was a dream. Then suddenly he opened the closet door and pulled her out. Her parents found her dead the next morning. She was completely skinned and hanging in her sister's closet. The younger sister was also found skinned and dead.
    PART 2...
    Two years after the Smith sisters deaths, the parents had a baby boy. The girl's room became a guest room and the little sister's room where the murder took place became the baby's room. The baby grew up to be a successful kid. One night he was on the computer and received an instant message.
    h0tNsPiCy91: Hey lil bro!!!
    2seXay4u: Who the eff is this?
    h0tNsPiCy91: It's your big sis.
    2seXay4u: I never had a sister. I'm an only child.
    2seXay4u: This is some kinda joke, huh?
    h0tNsPiCy91: Mom and dad never told you?
    h0tNsPiCy91: I died 15 years ago with your other older sister. h0tNsPiCy91: We were murdered in your room which was once my little sister's room. She was killed in bed when I was sleeping. I was killed in the closet and skinned to death.
    2seXay4u: Quit lying. I never had a sister. If I did my parents would have told me. Whatever. Your stupid. h0tNsPiCy91: You don't believe me? Well if you wanna look in your closet floor.
    h0tNsPiCy91: I carved my name and the time and date I was being murdered. Then I carved my little sister's name.
    h0tNsPiCy91: If you don't believe me little brother check the internet. Google on ''Smith sisters murdered anonymously''.
    h0tNsPiCy91: I gtg little brother. I adore you and mom and dad soo much. I can't believe they kept us a secret from you. They should burn in hell.
    The boy checked the closet. He saw the carvings. Was it true? He surfed the internet and information was there about the anonymous murder in the home. The next morning the boy went downstairs. It was so silent. Maybe his parents were sleeping. Hours later the boy found his parents in their closet skinned and hanged. Then he found more carvings on the ground.
    They said ''I TOLD YOU I WASN'T LYING LITTLE BROTHER, I LOVED MOM AND DAD.... BUT THEY KEPT ME A SECRET. I CAN'T BELIEVE IT. WELL I'M FREE FROM THIS icy WORLD, I WON'T HURT YOU LIKE I HURT THEM. I adore YOU!" - LISA SMITH
    This is a death chain letter. If you don't repost this in the next hour, the parents will kill you

  3. et_phone_home et_phone_home
    posted a quote
    May 10, 2009 1:11am UTC
    Can you name 13 boys off the top of your head?
    1.brendan
    2.marty
    3.danny
    4.marty d
    5.christian
    6.pat
    7luke
    8.sean
    9.collin
    10.ryan
    11.timmy
    12.erik
    13.brendan f
    now answer these ?s...
    how did you and 2 meet?
    been going to school sincel like kidergarden.
    Have you ever seen 4 cry?
    nope
    Would 11 and 2 make a good couple?
    u said all boys...
    Are you good friends with 13?
    noooo
    Do you think 5 is cute?
    nahh
    Something about 1..?
    umm pretty funny.
    How did you meet 12?
    school for a WHILE
    Whats 7s fav color?
    like orange er someting.
    What would you do if 6 confessed that they like you?
    reject him.
    Fact about 9?
    crazy.
    Would you ever live with 8 ?
    id rather stick a sharp stick in my eye.
    Is 2 single?
    yes.
    Where does 7 live?
    somewhere...
    What do you think about 2?
    i used to go out with him. good friend.
    Whats the worst thing about 5?
    rude.
    Whos 11 going out with?
    bree
    What do you think about 3?
    idk. im pretty good friends with him.
    What state you live in?
    illinios.

  4. et_phone_home et_phone_home
    posted a quote
    April 19, 2009 6:17am UTC
    Name 13 people you can think of right off the top of your head.
    Don't read the questions till you name the 13 people.
    It's a lot more fun if you actually randomly put the names.
    1.grace
    2.marty
    3.collin
    4.bre
    5.kelsey
    6.rory
    7. emilyb
    8.danny
    9.dan
    10.erik
    11. luke
    12.brendan
    13.maureen
    How did you meet 10?
    school...known since like 5 years old.
    Have you seen 4 cry?
    no
    would 11 and 2 make a good couple?
    well hes kinda my boyfriend..and the others a guys too...weird.
    Are you good friends with 13?
    not really..but she nice and funny.
    Do you think 5 is cute?
    shes my best friendd...
    Something about number 1?
    i love her! she's so nice !
    How did you meet 8?
    like..kindergarden!!
    Whats 7's fav color?
    umm maybe blue. sry if u see this em..
    What would you do if 6 confessed they liked you?
    umm shes kinda a girl...and ugh weird !
    Fact bout 9?
    new at the school/
    you ever live with 12?
    uhhh no.
    \Is 2 single?
    hes my boyfriend.
    Where does 7 live?
    umm by school...i dotn memorize.
    What do you think about 2?
    well....STUD haha my bf.
    What is the worst and best thing about 5?
    Best: umm by best friend ! so nice
    worst:nothing bad :]
    Whos 11 going out with?
    no one
    What do you like about 3?
    nothin really. i guess hes cool.
    that was fun !

  5. et_phone_home et_phone_home
    posted a quote
    April 16, 2009 10:28am UTC
    Grab your Phone.
    got it !!
    What kind is your phone?
    Samsung Sway
    Whos the first person to come up under the letter M?
    Madi
    Whos the last person you called?
    Kelsey
    Who was your last missed call from?
    Natalie
    Who is the 2nd person to come up under D?
    Danny
    Whos speed dial 2
    Madre
    Whos the third person who comes up under J?
    Jacquiee
    Who was your last received call from?
    Tim
    Whos your speed dial number 4?
    Sammi
    What does your banner say?
    nothingg
    How many messages are currently in your inbox?
    just deleted but 17
    What do you have as your background?
    Me and my Best Friend :)
    Whos speed dial number one?
    voicemail
    Whos the 5th message in your inbox from?
    Rory
    Whos the first person who comes up under B?
    Blair
    How many bars of signal do you currently have there?
    3
    Who was your last message from?
    Rory
    Name every person you have text messages from in your inbox.
    Rory rory rory rory rory rory rory rory rory rory rory rory rory Emily Emily Tim Tim Tim Tim
    Whos the 5th person under A?
    Aran
    Who is the ninth person on your missed call list?
    Marty
    What does the 6th message on your outbox say?
    I'm having a party !
    Who is the first name in your phone book?
    Allison
    Who is the last person in your phonebook?
    Tim G

  6. et_phone_home et_phone_home
    posted a quote
    April 5, 2009 11:15pm UTC
    ♥HOW GUYS FLIRT♥:
    - He stares at you a lot
    - He hits you a lot(playfully)
    - He uses the first thing that pops into his head to start a converstaion with you
    - He yelled, "HI" to your mom that day she picked you up from school
    - He blew off his buds to go see "Brown Sugar" with you cuz you couldn't get another girl pal to go and didn't want to go alone
    - He tries to make you laugh anyway even if he gets hurt in the process
    - His voice gets softer when ever you two talk
    - You hung up on him. He called you back
    - You where invited by him to a group outin
    - He called you to talk about nothing at all.
    - He imitates your laugh Which makes you laugh even harder
    - He remembers little things you mention in casual conversation
    - He sometimes stares straight into your eyes.
    - He uses every possible way to touch you (your hair, face, thighs, etc.
    Now make a wish.
    > >>
    > >>
    > >>
    > >> ♥>♥>♥>♥>>♥>♥>♥>♥>>♥
    > >>
    > >>
    > >> ♥>♥>♥>♥>>♥>♥>♥>♥>>♥
    > >>
    > >>
    Ok stop!!
    Your wish will come true if you repost this
    If you don't repost this then you will never get asked out
    or you will lose the one you love!
    Repost this in 15 min and your wish will come true in 5 days.Repost this in 10 min and your wish will come true in 3 days.Repost this in 5 min and your wish will come true in 1 day

  7. et_phone_home et_phone_home
    posted a quote
    March 15, 2009 9:39pm UTC
    I love you;;
    I love that way you care for me.
    I love the way you make me feel safe,
    When wrapped in your arms.
    I love the way you protect me.
    I love the way you'll always be there for me.
    So many things I love about you,
    It's hard to name them all.
    I love the way you talk to me.
    I love the way you kiss me.
    I love the way you look at me.
    I love your eyes.
    I love your smile.
    I love your voice.
    I love everything about you.
    You're perfect in my eyes baby.
    credit to the girl who made this. . . . . .

  8. et_phone_home et_phone_home
    posted a quote
    February 17, 2009 11:34pm UTC
    people change.
    the bad thing is
    it happens too fast.

  9. et_phone_home et_phone_home
    posted a quote
    February 16, 2009 6:14pm UTC
    I use a knife
    because guns
    are too quick
    -The Joker

  10. et_phone_home et_phone_home
    posted a quote
    February 16, 2009 2:08pm UTC
    andwhohonetlyalways #1
    signs on to witty profiles because you wanted to all day just to see what your quote got rated ?

  11. et_phone_home et_phone_home
    posted a quote
    February 12, 2009 7:41pm UTC
    Have you ever
    pulled a door that said push
    and waited there, pulling and pulling
    until your mom comes up and says
    "honey its a push door." !
    Have you ever
    walked into a glass door
    cus that dang windex works so freakin well!?
    Have you ever
    laughed in dead silence
    just because it was funny ?
    Have you ever
    choked on air?
    or
    fell up stairs
    heck, who hasnt ?
    credit to whoever.

  12. et_phone_home et_phone_home
    posted a quote
    February 7, 2009 12:37am UTC
    omgdon'tyouhateitwhen #1
    you are just about to fall asleep and you have to pee really bad? :]]

  13. et_phone_home et_phone_home
    posted a quote
    February 4, 2009 5:06pm UTC
    put on ur music player
    put it on shuffle
    change song for each question
    DONT CHEAT!
    write down the songs for the answers to each question!!
    1.) How am I feeling today?
    when i grow up
    2.) Where will I get married?
    so small
    3.) What is my best ... friend's theme song?
    kindly unspoken
    4.) What is middle school like?
    Larger then life
    5.) What is the best thing ... about ... me ...?
    We got the party
    6.) How is today going to be?
    cold as you
    7.) What ... is in store for this weekend?
    Careful with words
    8.) What song describes my parents?.
    Party like a rockstar HA!
    9.) How is my life going?
    Let's DDance
    10.) What song will they play at my funeral?
    Circus
    11.) How does the world see me?
    so what
    12.) What do my friends really think of me?
    Hot (haha)
    13) Who absolutly loves me?
    No air
    14.) How can I make myself happy?
    If i had you
    15.) What should I do with my life?
    Dream big
    16.) Will I ever have children?
    over my head
    :]]
    17.) What is some good advice?
    found a way
    18.) What do I think my current theme song is?
    Only fooling myself
    19.) What does everyone else think my
    current theme song is?
    4ever
    20.)What type of men do you like?:
    Beautiful
    21.) Will you get married?:
    Love like this
    22.) What should I do with my love life?
    Love song
    23.) Where will you live?
    Complicated
    24.) What will your dying words be?
    Sugar were going down

  14. et_phone_home et_phone_home
    posted a quote
    January 30, 2009 7:36pm UTC
    rate high if girls
    from the grade
    below you
    think they are
    cooler than you

  15. et_phone_home et_phone_home
    posted a quote
    January 26, 2009 5:09pm UTC
    here is some advice...
    never take your friends phone
    and ask someone out
    it is not a very pretty sight.
    happened to me. all day today people were crazy! wow. never doing that again.
    haha ! still funny though. !!

  16. et_phone_home et_phone_home
    posted a quote
    January 17, 2009 9:41am UTC
    ONE TREE HILL
    IS MY LIFE EVERY MONDAY. . . . . <33

  17. et_phone_home et_phone_home
    posted a quote
    January 17, 2009 9:36am UTC
    How do you Sleep?
    Jesse McCartney:]]

:)

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