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  1. abigaail abigaail
    posted a quote
    June 14, 2012 10:30am UTC
    I understand that scissors can beat paper, and I get how rock can beat scissors, but there’s no way paper can beat rock. Paper is supposed to magically wrap around rock leaving it immobile? Why can’t paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can’t paper do this to people? Why aren’t sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I’ll tell you why, because paper can’t beat anybody, a rock would tear it up in two seconds. When I play rock paper scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my already clenched fist and say, oh sorry, I thought paper would protect you.
    Format by FormatsByMaisha - Also known as MaiiEeeShaSha

  2. LorenOlivaBFFLAD LorenOlivaBFFLAD
    posted a quote
    June 14, 2012 10:55am UTC
    *When my parents are asleep*
    Me- "Shh! they're sleeping" ...
    *When I'm asleep*
    Parents- "Let's vacuum the house for
    3 hours"

  3. tokey618 tokey618
    posted a quote
    June 14, 2012 11:27am UTC
    If yew spel lyke dis.
    I'm throwing a dictionary at your face.

  4. ThatsSoMeee ThatsSoMeee
    posted a quote
    June 13, 2012 1:59pm UTC
    If I died tonight,
    How many people would care?
    How many people would cry?
    How many people would wish they had me back?
    How many people would regret not being nice to me?
    How many people would wish they loved me more?
    How many people would wish they loved me less?

  5. Soccerluvxo7 Soccerluvxo7
    posted a quote
    February 3, 2010 7:37am UTC
    psh i don't get distrac-
    DAYUM THAT GUYS HOT
    Sorry..you were saying?

  6. Want_Your_Revenge Want_Your_Revenge
    posted a quote
    February 2, 2010 8:15pm UTC
    TODAY WAS ONE OF THOSE DAYS ;
    Where all I wanted to do was lie in bed; Blast Taylor Swift &; cry.

  7. oliviaaababyy oliviaaababyy
    posted a quote
    February 3, 2010 3:28pm UTC
    Imthekindofgirlthat
    can set the kitchen on fire
    making a bowl of cereal
    mine
    possible series?
    comment or <3

  8. LucyChanDesu LucyChanDesu
    posted a quote
    February 3, 2010 6:46am UTC
    I DON'T THINK ANYONE
    is born knowing the { r e a s o n } why they're here its just
    something you have to f i n d as you go along.
    - - Tohru Honda (Fruits Basket)

  9. Bexgrl6210 Bexgrl6210
    posted a quote
    February 3, 2010 8:28am UTC
    QK
    it's a sideways ninja.
    booyah.

  10. liveeeelifeee liveeeelifeee happy witty anniversary!
    posted a quote
    February 2, 2010 8:18pm UTC
    He's the boy who makes me want to go to school
    The one whose worth getting up early for \\♥

  11. abercrombie12196 abercrombie12196
    posted a quote
    February 2, 2010 9:41pm UTC
    click to see this quote

  12. volleytrack12 volleytrack12
    posted a quote
    February 2, 2010 8:10pm UTC
    Let's face it...

    we've all changed.
    Every single one of us.
    Somewhere between school starting,
    and summer ending,
    we're all gone in our own directions.
    Found a new group.
    Friendships diminished.
    Hearts broken.
    Love started.
    And new people come into our lives.
    We no longer talk for hours about nothing at all.
    W e ' v e a l l c h a n g e d .
    Some for the better,
    some worse.
    But in the end...
    we will always have the pictures.
    The inside jokes.
    That text he sent you in 7th grade.
    We still have the memories.
    It's not the forgetting, or moving on that matters.
    It's who you've become, and what you've learned.
    Who you hurt, and who you inspired.
    It's all the key to love, and the secrets of
    Growing Up.

  13. Bexgrl6210 Bexgrl6210
    posted a quote
    February 3, 2010 8:31am UTC
    & who else is gonna be
    s i n g l e
    this
    v.a.l.e.n.t.i.n.e.s. d.a.y.?
    :'(

  14. Bexgrl6210 Bexgrl6210
    posted a quote
    February 3, 2010 7:54am UTC
    Dear Call of Duty:
    Thank you for stealing
    the male population of
    Earth.

:)

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