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epicspell1221
posted a quote
May 29, 2012 1:03am UTC

me--*dead pan face* "Dead pan!"
Dad--"bedpan?" *Begins to laugh*
Me--"What? Do I need to change yours?"
Dad--"You got me!" *laughs* "You are getting too good at this!"
Acctual converation with my dad. All mine

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epicspell1221
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May 27, 2012 3:48pm UTC

During my P.E. period the science teachers were setting of rockets. They were the kind with acctual sulfer engines.
David--"Why does it smell like fart?"
me--"the sulfer engines, sulfer smells like fart!"
Shawn--"FFFAAAARRRRTTTTT! See!? I can be scientific too!!"
me--"FARRRRRRTTTTT!!!!" We ran around shouting that for the entire period. My teacher did a face palm.

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May 27, 2012 2:24am UTC

him- "Hey! Where do you think you are going?"
me-"I don't know, if you knew where you were headed would you keep going? I'd rather walk blind and find a better day for a short while, than know excatly the living hell I'm headed for."
him-"Xar, you ok?"
me-"Yeah, sometimes if i just say it, i can understand it. Close my eyes and take a step forward. I trust that the ground will be there, and if it isn't..." *falls backwards*
him-*catches me* "What the hell?"
me-"and if it isn't I know that you will be there to catch me."
All mine please no jocking.

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epicspell1221
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March 7, 2012 7:45pm UTC

I finnally looked up Stop Kony 2012.
I am going to tell everyone i know. i am going to educate my school on it and we are going to help!
we need to fight this sick ba$tard!

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February 29, 2012 8:34pm UTC

S U I C I D E.. ...Should not exist. But what is a quote going to do? It's going to do a lot. I want a petition to go around of Witty and I want you to repost this quote with your name signed. After I get all of these names, I am going to make a YouTube video of all the Witty Profile names that took out a few minutes to read and repost this quote. Let's show these people how much we care and someday we can put an end to this! stay strong!
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epicspell1221
posted a quote
January 29, 2012 12:05am UTC

my friends didnt know i had an ipod so when they looked thorugh the songs they learned so much.
william--"why do you have this song?"
me--"because no one every says anything like this too me. 'you dont know your beautiful' just once i'd like some one to say that to me"
william--"well i thought that you already knew that you were"
me-- "this is why you are my friend!" i hugged him
i am the luckiest girl to have friends like him!!!

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epicspell1221
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January 28, 2012 11:43pm UTC

p7n, ,,,e,e.ixi <<<< my rat typed that. yes rat. shes sooo cute!!!

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epicspell1221
posted a quote
January 28, 2012 10:52pm UTC

detox weekend is awesome! i really needed this! i love you all!!!

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epicspell1221
posted a quote
January 22, 2012 6:09pm UTC

advice for boys
its raining in my home town.
run to her and kiss her in the rain
her dreams you will be remembered forever if you do.

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epicspell1221
posted a quote
January 13, 2012 9:06pm UTC

my friends and I are like racoons.
we eat all and any food we can find.
we stay up all night and my eyes are lined in black

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epicspell1221
posted a quote
January 5, 2012 3:14pm UTC

ok ive cleaned up all my quotes!!! I've posted on tumblr to help clean this site up! i cant lose witty!! please hlep us save it!!

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epicspell1221
posted a quote
January 5, 2012 2:32pm UTC

ok so i need your guys opions!
my best friend constantly flirts with me always pokes and tickles my sides
he really nice and all my friends thinks he likes me
I'm not sure he's called me hot and addmitted to hitting on me.
he's said "You have nice thighs." from the one time when I wore a skirt for nerd day.
can you fave if you think he likes me or comment what you think and please give me any advice!!!

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epicspell1221
posted a quote
January 4, 2012 11:06pm UTC

ok so one of my best friends always calls me hot and flirts with me.
hes super nice and when i hug hims he always hugs me for a realllly long time
hes really nice and always finds ways to touch me (not innapropreatly)
do you think he has a crush on me?
and if so please tell me any advice

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epicspell1221
posted a quote
January 1, 2012 2:59am UTC

2012
Please be good
to me!
I need some time when I'm not the shoulder to cry on
I'm not the wisdom
not the one guessing
please be good to me!

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epicspell1221
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December 28, 2011 8:25pm UTC

i just got a tumblr follow me please? ill follow back!
tumblr.com/blog/epicspell1221
comment me so i know!

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epicspell1221
posted a quote
December 25, 2011 5:38pm UTC

hey i just got a new black and white electirc guitar. i really want to name it any suggestions?

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epicspell1221
posted a quote
December 23, 2011 3:07pm UTC

When my mom was pregnant with my little sister I would randomly fall on the floor and yell
"I'm haveing tractions!!"
follow for a follow

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epicspell1221
posted a quote
December 22, 2011 8:38pm UTC

follow for a follow?
please!
>^.^>

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epicspell1221
posted a quote
December 22, 2011 8:29pm UTC

"Hey, Mr.Whitehead!"
"Yes, Jesse."
"Isn't like, crystal meth in drain cleaner?"
"Yes, but, I don't make a lot of that."
--class laughs--
oh Jesse you always ask the stupidest questions!
all mine!

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epicspell1221
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December 22, 2011 8:15pm UTC

Girl in social studies giving report ----"this husband and wife got well-fair even though they were like, um relly rich! It's awful!"
my friend Nicole ----- "Man, I hope they are Christian, cause if they are, they're going to Hell."
--the class laughs--
Mrs.Corcoran --- "hahahaha oh, wait! Nicole! Don't say stuff like that!!"
don't mean to be rude just thought this was really funny!
all mine

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