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emtreehugger

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Member Since: 2 Jan 2011 04:36pm

Last Seen: 8 Dec 2011 09:33pm

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emtreehugger
posted a quote
January 23, 2011 10:28pm UTC
WOULD
YOU
STILL
LOVE
ME
IF I WERE GAY?

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emtreehugger
posted a quote
January 9, 2011 4:33pm UTC
Roses are red, violets are blue.
Now you're with her and
i'm happy for you.
Violets are blue, roses are red.
I'm just kidding,
i want her dead.

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emtreehugger
posted a quote
January 4, 2011 12:00am UTC
I hate the way you talk to me,
and the way you cut your hair.
I hate the way you drive my car.
I hate it when you stare.
I hate your big dumb combat boots,
and the way you read my mind.
I hate you so much it makes me sick;
it even makes me rhyme.
I hate it, I hate the way you're always right.
I hate it when you lie.
...I hate it when you make me laugh,
even worse when you make me cry.
I hate it when you're not around,
and the fact that you didn't call.
But mostly I hate the way I don't hate you.
Not even close, not even a little bit,
not even at all.

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