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  1. little_miss_sunshine little_miss_sunshine
    posted a quote
    June 22, 2010 10:59pm UTC
    Man, I'm as bored as a
    midget in a theme park

  2. notyourtypicalguy notyourtypicalguy
    posted a quote
    June 13, 2010 5:49pm UTC
    Hey, so i'm a guy and i've had this account for a day, and after one, uno, un, 1 day, i vow to treat girls better after seeing how we hurt you.
    I'm sorry on behalf of my gender.

  3. notyourtypicalguy notyourtypicalguy
    posted a quote
    June 16, 2010 9:00pm UTC
    hey so i am a guy and please don't favorite this, it's nothing great. just a message. just read it.
    i am a guy and _authorized(you can look her up, she's a girl with a brain), gave me instructions to take a picture of me holding a piece of paper that says notyourtypicalguy@wittyprofiles.com.
    so i haven't done that yet, as you can tell if you go on my profile, but sorry that's just a little into to the message.
    THIS is the message:
    being a guy here, i am not going to:
    flirt with any girls
    (i don't believe and/or like online relationships or meeting someone online that i could date)(plus, it's kind of cheap and low and cowardly to come onto witty where girls "vent" or whatever it's called about guys that broke their heart and start hitting on them)
    give out my number or screen name and i won't accept yours, so don't try to give me it
    (you should learn to trust people on the internet less, i could be a 43 year old pervert) (but i'm not lol)
    and i will not accept being called gay or a loser or a fake
    (i am not gay, i have nothing against homosexuals, i'm just straight)
    (i am not a loser. well maybe just a bit. but i have feelings too. don't forget that lol)
    (and i am not a fake. i have a dick and i am 100% boobless. i am a guy thank you(: )
    so basically this was just kind of a general message to the girls out there (and guys to?) that i am not trying to fool you and i am not going to be your soul mate. i'm just a guy with a little too much free time on his hands.
    the picture of me with my screenname on a piece of paper will be up probably by tomorrow, but i do have a life, so no gaurantees. so don't get your hopes up, i'm not much to look at anyways(x
    peace.

  4. katiebaby9979 katiebaby9979
    posted a quote
    June 20, 2010 6:30pm UTC
    YOUR GIRLFRIEND:
    SO EASY, A CAVEMAN COULD DO IT.

:)

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