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emmygirl222

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Member Since: 28 Oct 2011 03:54pm

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  1. emmygirl222 emmygirl222
    posted a quote
    January 31, 2013 9:54pm UTC
    I think it's human nature to judge others. I'm not saying it's right or fair or pleasant, it just happens.
    So it really bugs me that people complain about being judged all the time.
    Stop complaining, because you are just annoying everyone and causing yourself to be judged more.
    The only way to stop the judgement is to kill all the other humans, and maybe a few animals.
    And I think mass murder is a little bit worse than you being judged by poeple who dont really know you.

  2. emmygirl222 emmygirl222
    posted a quote
    January 31, 2013 6:54pm UTC
    There he was. Just standing in the gluten free section of the supermarket. He was reading a label. Checking to see if it was really gluten free. He was tall. He was wearing a sweatervest. And his bowtie had a..... tardis? Yes. He was wearing a tardis bowtie. His hair was sticking up like crazy, like he constantly ran his hand through it. He held his glasses in his hand to read the label. He looked like a professor. Or a palaeontologist. I watched him for ages. I pretended to be reading my own label. He didnt notice. He never noticed things like that. Finally he put the box back on the shelf and started to walk towards me. He hadnt put his glasses back on yet though,and slammed into me. My basket of food went flying. His basket of food went flying. We clambered around on the ground, trying to gather our food. After a while I noticed he was staring at me. I lifted my head to look into his eyes. They were so green. He suddenly became very flustered, looked at the ground, and adjusted his glasses. I kept staring at him though. "Sorry. But you are beautiful" he said. "You are too" I whispered, "I especially love your bowtie."

  3. emmygirl222 emmygirl222
    posted a quote
    January 5, 2013 10:46pm UTC
    So I'm running in circles,
    or walking in circles,
    or crawling in circles,
    or laying on the ground.
    the front bottoms

  4. emmygirl222 emmygirl222
    posted a quote
    January 4, 2013 6:45pm UTC
    Everything
    has beauty.
    But not
    everyone
    can see it.
    nmq

  5. emmygirl222 emmygirl222
    posted a quote
    October 29, 2012 3:08pm UTC
    HI! I'm Mrs.Right.
    Someone said you were looking for me?

  6. emmygirl222 emmygirl222
    posted a quote
    September 15, 2012 1:14pm UTC
    *Listening to Hey There Delilah on the radio*
    Radio: Hey there Delilah, i know times are getting hard, but just believe me girl, someday i'll pay the bills with this guitar....
    Dad: Pay the bills with his guitar? Don't ever date a loser like that Em.
    Me: *sigh* sure thing Dad.

  7. emmygirl222 emmygirl222
    posted a quote
    July 7, 2012 10:44pm UTC
    Man:
    Woman belong in the kitchen!
    Woman:
    Poison belongs in your food!
    Credit to Allison of the interweb.

  8. emmygirl222 emmygirl222
    posted a quote
    June 20, 2012 4:33pm UTC
    I'm so proud of myself!I just finished a jigsaw puzzle in 6 months,even though the box said 2-3 years!!!

  9. emmygirl222 emmygirl222
    posted a quote
    February 13, 2012 7:36pm UTC
    I did an experiment
    My school as bullies.Like every other school
    To be honest, I’m not picked on very much.
    But I hate watching others get pestered every single day.
    Maybe these kids are annoying, or weird, but what does it matter?!?!
    They are humans too!! They have feelings!
    After watching some “popular kids” calling a fat girl a cow and mooing at her
    I came up with my experiment.
    I created 5 letters to these girls and boys.
    I basically bullied them back.
    I pointed out there flaws and explained how mean they were
    I then slipped them into their lockers.
    The next day at school I watched them open them, and freak out.
    I hope it taught them a lesson.
    --not my quote--found online--

  10. emmygirl222 emmygirl222
    posted a quote
    January 21, 2012 12:50pm UTC
    OHMYGOSH!
    It's snowing in January instead of October.
    Weird :/
    NMQ- Adam's

  11. emmygirl222 emmygirl222
    posted a quote
    January 17, 2012 5:39pm UTC
    My 84 year old grandpa with cancer:
    "Don't worry Em. I cant die yet because i still havent been zip lining"
    My hero :)

  12. emmygirl222 emmygirl222
    posted a quote
    January 9, 2012 5:43pm UTC
    My teacher
    told me that if your eye ball falls out, make sure you lick your fingers before touching it.
    or else it will explode

  13. emmygirl222 emmygirl222
    posted a quote
    January 9, 2012 5:36pm UTC
    I hate how people get super duper embarressed by things their parent do, when it actually shows how cool they are.
    You guys are lucky to have such awsome family members....
    so stop trying to shove them in a closet. :/

  14. emmygirl222 emmygirl222
    posted a quote
    December 7, 2011 4:47pm UTC
    click to see this quote

  15. emmygirl222 emmygirl222
    posted a quote
    December 7, 2011 4:33pm UTC
    I love That 70's Show, but i hate when people spell Fes's name with a "z". it stands for Foreign Exchange Student. obviously an "s" people.

  16. emmygirl222 emmygirl222
    posted a quote
    December 7, 2011 4:29pm UTC
    That awkward moment when...
    a guy trys to give you a hug and you can feel your armpits rapidly producing sweat, trying to make you smell bad

  17. emmygirl222 emmygirl222
    posted a quote
    December 6, 2011 4:53pm UTC
    Two things are infinate: the Univeres and human stupidity.
    and im not sure about the universe. ~Einstien.

  18. emmygirl222 emmygirl222
    posted a quote
    December 6, 2011 4:49pm UTC
    We were given:
    two hands to hold with, two legs to walk with, two eyes to see with, two ears to hear with, but only one heart. Why? because the other was given to someone else.
    to find, and always be with.

  19. emmygirl222 emmygirl222
    posted a quote
    December 6, 2011 4:41pm UTC
    Writing an Essay.... six hours later and i haven't written a thing.
    i did win 9 out of 236 games of solitare though ;)

  20. emmygirl222 emmygirl222
    posted a quote
    December 6, 2011 3:25pm UTC
    Pardon me Sir Ganster,
    but your trousers are descending.
    :)

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