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emmygemmy

1. emmygemmy
   posted a quote
   July 13, 2012 9:06pm UTC
   Why is it whenever Willy Wonka's Chocolate factory is on, I get VERY hungery?
   
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2. emmygemmy
   posted a quote
   July 13, 2012 7:01pm UTC
   TRUE STORY:
   ABI: i dare you to play scary maze game
   KALE: Okay!
   Emmy: Fine but im playing or watching
   KALE: (moving mouse)
   ABI: ITS COMING SOON, ITS COMING SOON!
   EMMY: Okay just don......
   KALE/ABI: AHHHHHHHHHHHHH
   (abi runs over near emmy)
   EMMY:What did it look like?
   KALE: THIS!
   ABI/EMMY: AHHHHHHHH
   (EMMY STARTS SCREAMING INTO PILLOW)
   2 WEEKS LATER
   (Emmy at home in bed)
   EMMY: Looking at tv
   3 hours later
   EMMY: under covers freaking out
   
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3. emmygemmy
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   July 13, 2012 6:48pm UTC
   My two BFF's both LOVED Justin Bieber after watching his movie. But when my other BFF watched it with me...... well lets just say influence isn't always a bad thing.
   
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4. emmygemmy
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   July 13, 2012 6:42pm UTC
   If someone says Justin Bieber is hot, I say compared to what?
   
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5. emmygemmy
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   July 13, 2012 6:40pm UTC
   no. No. NO. nononono! NOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WHAT KIND OF MESSED UP WORLD IS THIS???????there isn't any more herseys dark chocolate bars in safeway checkout line.
   
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6. emmygemmy
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   July 13, 2012 6:33pm UTC
   Is it just me or do each generation keep looking younger each year?
   
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7. emmygemmy
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   July 13, 2012 6:30pm UTC
   Smart people highlight, and read this. Dumb people wonder what kind of quote is that!?
   
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8. emmygemmy
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   July 13, 2012 4:47pm UTC
   Life Isn't Fair, Get Used To It.-Bill Gates
   
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9. emmygemmy
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   July 13, 2012 4:44pm UTC
   GOOD ADVICE:when someone says say ______. don't
   
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10. emmygemmy
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    July 13, 2012 4:39pm UTC
    When people say tanning is SO FUN,
    I say, if you want cancer.
    
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11. emmygemmy
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    July 13, 2012 4:33pm UTC
    A guy breaks your heart, so you break his X-Box. Who crys harder?
    
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