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new and updated facts about me. some are still the same, some have changed ;D
oh, btw..new pictuure okay? let me know puhlease :D
78 Facts Abouut Me! :D
1. My name is Emily
2. I LOVE cheesecake..give me cheesecake and I will forever love you.
3. My dog is my baby<3
4. His name is Jake :D
5. I love my family
6. My bestfriend means the world to me<3
7. I am flying on a plane for the first time this summer. I'm scared :(
8. I am a realllly big flirt. OH welll.
9. I'm really insecure about my smile. 
10. I ALWAYS date awful guys, it's kind of my special talent; finding shitty guys..
11. I haven't saaid my age yet..take a guess. Seriously. Try to guess. I bet EVERYONE they'll guess younger than I actually am.
12. My favorite animal is a shark 
13. I am no longer eating cheesecake while doing this </3
14. I had cancer as a baby
15. My bestfriend turned out to be my worst enemy, I now have 2 police reports against her.
16. I like the new Crackle Nail Polish by Sally Hansen<3
17. I give really good advice..sometimes
18. I'm a girl, I can be a bitch
19. I make stupid mistakes
20. I'm not always a good person
21. I get annoyed easily, but I forgive easier
22. If i'm mad at you, just say you're sorry. BAM i'm unmad :)
23. It's cute if guys can sing and/or play the guitar :)
24. I enjoy making things awkward
25. I'm not a shy person, ever
26. I tell people I love them alot, if I hesitate to tell you, I really like you. 
27. I look like an idiot when I try to death stare people
28. I have a huuuge variety of music choices
29. I had a fish...it died.
30. If you're still reading this, you're either really bored..or you're thinking..wow this girl is W-E-I-R-D.
31. I looove dresses and skirts
32. I also love shoes
34. I love stupid jokes :D
35. I can speak Spanish 
36. Guys with accents are adorable<3
37. Shy guys with accents are even better<3
38. I do own a shirt that says i<3boys
39. My old phone was pink. It stopped turning on one day, so now I have a phone that resembles a blackberyy..ya know. In case you wanted to know..
40. I play tennis :D
41. I'm unintentially a huge flirt
42. I despise people with bad grammar or who talk lik di$
43. I don't say "lol" I says LAWLZ, or trololololololololol
44. I haate my town
45. My favorite color is yellow and orange
46. I looove Mexican food
47. I'm going to Spain :D
48. I want to be a kindergarten teacher 
49. I love playing in the rain
50. He is We is my favorite band<3
51. I look really really little, and sound even littler
52. Littler is a weird looking word..
53. Meowing randomly is my favorite awkward moment maker
54. Lifetime movies are the greatest on a rainy sunday<3
55. I have had the dream kiss in the rain. :)
56. I support gay rights, if I feel that is thats everyone should be happy, and no one should try to take that away from anyone. If anyone says anything slightly homophobic I will flip out on them. 
57. I hate seeing people get picked on
58. I hate being called hot or sexy, I feel like a piece of meat or something
59. I have always wanted a guy to come to my window in the pouring rain and throw pebbles at my window :)
60. I have also wanted a guy to just show up at my house to say hi just because they miss me. Not text me. 
61. My phone is ALWAYS with me. Always.
62. I skype/oovoo pretty much every night with my bestest friend<3
63. I miss him
64. I like to read
65. Tosh.0<3 'nuff said
66. Unfriendable.com, Dearblankpleaseblank.com, Tasteofawesome.com. Facebook.com, Wittyprofiles.com=life
67. In my opinon, doing drugs/alcohol are a waste of time. Doesn't mean I haven't done them. Just means that...They're dumb.
68. I always find somethinng to laugh about :D
69. I have never had a Big Mac.
70. My favorite shows are Pretty Little Liars, Skins, The Real World, and Tosh.0, Degrassi
71. I strongly dislike 99.9% of the people in my school
72. I'm excited for college ;D
73. I want to move to North Carolina
74. I have reallly blonde hair, naturally. I don't dye my hair. At all. Pinky swear
75. I change crushes a lot
76. I have a bad habit of talking WAY too much
77. I cannot dance to save my life. Doesn't mean I don't dance, I just look like a fool while doing it :)
if you actually read this, let me know pleaase. i wanna know if people actually read this silly nonsense abouut me :D thannks! :D

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  1. emmxoxo1021 emmxoxo1021
    posted a quote
    August 24, 2011 2:19pm UTC
    Don't Ask.Don't Tell. ♥

  2. emmxoxo1021 emmxoxo1021
    posted a quote
    July 20, 2011 2:20pm UTC
    Yeah The Movie Cyberbu//y Is Sad...
    But do you want to know what's sadder? The fact that it takes a fictional movie to get people to realize the effects of
    cyberbullying. Not all the suicide stories we have all heard. No. That has no effect on us. It's pathetic that it takes actors to get a message across. Not innocent teens losing their lives. It's ridiculous.
    sorry, major vent..nmf

  3. emmxoxo1021 emmxoxo1021
    posted a quote
    June 28, 2011 2:21pm UTC
    The Best Thing To Hold Onto In LifeIs eachother♥nmf

  4. emmxoxo1021 emmxoxo1021
    posted a quote
    June 28, 2011 2:17pm UTC
    In This Bright Future,
    *d o n t f o r g e t y o u r p a s t

  5. emmxoxo1021 emmxoxo1021
    posted a quote
    June 28, 2011 2:13pm UTC
    A Girl Should Be Two Things,

    -Coco Chanel

  6. emmxoxo1021 emmxoxo1021
    posted a quote
    June 28, 2011 2:08pm UTC
    As Long As You Know Men
    are like children,
    you know everything


  7. emmxoxo1021 emmxoxo1021
    posted a quote
    June 28, 2011 2:04pm UTC
    Fashion Is Made
    to be unfashionable

    -Coco Channel

  8. emmxoxo1021 emmxoxo1021
    posted a quote
    June 28, 2011 2:00pm UTC
    , my world is my pride, the wisdom is weak,and that is word from the wise-lil' waynenot my format

  9. emmxoxo1021 emmxoxo1021
    posted a quote
    June 28, 2011 1:54pm UTC
    I don't mind living in a mans world
    as long as i can be a woman in it ♥nmf

  10. emmxoxo1021 emmxoxo1021
    posted a quote
    June 28, 2011 1:48pm UTC
    ♥ I Don't Want To Make Money I just want to be wonderful

  11. emmxoxo1021 emmxoxo1021
    posted a quote
    June 28, 2011 1:44pm UTC
    If You Can Make A Girl Laughyou can make her do anything ♥nmf

  12. emmxoxo1021 emmxoxo1021
    posted a quote
    June 28, 2011 1:39pm UTC
    you're attitude stinks

  13. emmxoxo1021 emmxoxo1021
    posted a quote
    June 28, 2011 1:34pm UTC
    Maybe You're The Reason Why
    All the doors are closed,
    so has can open the one
    that leads you to the perfect road.
    ~Wiz Khalifa
    ~Wiz Khalifa

  14. emmxoxo1021 emmxoxo1021
    posted a quote
    June 14, 2011 8:45am UTC
    So let me tell you a story.
    me and this guy have been friends since I was in 5th grade. He was in 7th. I have liked him for a long long long time. Fast forward. I am now ending 10th grade, he is going to college in a few months. He finally
    told me liked me last night. He leaves in 5 months.
    So the point of this story? I need the help of witty. Should I just let it be, to save myself the heartbreak? Or go for it., even though he's leaving soon?
    Please help me Witty. ♥

  15. emmxoxo1021 emmxoxo1021
    posted a quote
    June 14, 2011 8:36am UTC
    the hardest thing i've ever done?
    telling you to be happy with her. ♥

  16. emmxoxo1021 emmxoxo1021
    posted a quote
    June 3, 2011 8:32pm UTC
    Rebecca Black Is Pregnant
    ----------> so THATS what happens when you get down on friday ♡

  17. emmxoxo1021 emmxoxo1021
    posted a quote
    June 3, 2011 8:27pm UTC
    Rebecca Black is PREGNANT i'm guessing she chose the back seat.♥

  18. emmxoxo1021 emmxoxo1021
    posted a quote
    June 3, 2011 3:34pm UTC
    Today On The Bus Ride Home
    my neighbor told me if girls want to be equal to guys
    guys should be able to hit girls
    favorite if you think
    this is EXTREMELY wrong.
    comment if you think he'll be
    an awful

  19. emmxoxo1021 emmxoxo1021
    posted a quote
    June 1, 2011 3:00pm UTC
    click to see this quote

  20. emmxoxo1021 emmxoxo1021
    posted a quote
    May 27, 2011 12:37pm UTC
    Everyone Says..
    it's cute when guys say "Can I have a hug?"
    What's cute is when they
    just go for the hug.♥


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