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emmjay

1. emmjay
   posted a quote
   June 11, 2012 4:20pm UTC
   When I'm Famous I'm... #3
   ...@jaydoxtator is going to f*ck Nicki Minaj.
   @jaydoxtator
   
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2. emmjay
   posted a quote
   June 11, 2012 11:04am UTC
   When I'm Famous I'm... #2
   ...going to scare Ellen when I go on her show.
   @jaydoxtator
   
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3. emmjay
   posted a quote
   June 7, 2012 11:13am UTC
   When I'm Famous I'm... #1
   ...going to play Monopoly with real money.
   Winner takes all.
   @jaydoxtator
   
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4. emmjay
   posted a quote
   June 1, 2012 11:30am UTC
   F.I.S.H.
   F*ck it, Sh*t happens.
   
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5. emmjay
   posted a quote
   May 22, 2012 11:14am UTC
   The Awkward Moment When...
   you go to hug someone sexy as hell and then you hit the mirror.
   
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6. emmjay
   posted a quote
   May 16, 2012 11:36am UTC
   I'm pretty much one of the best people I know.
   -Greg Heffely
   
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7. emmjay
   posted a quote
   May 10, 2012 11:36am UTC
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8. emmjay
   posted a quote
   April 24, 2012 11:26am UTC
   The Awkward Moment
   when you are talking about someone (good or bad) and they are right next to you.
   
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9. emmjay
   posted a quote
   April 20, 2012 11:18am UTC
   4 out of 5 people suffer from diareha. Does that mean 1out of 5 people enjoy it?!
   
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10. emmjay
    posted a quote
    April 16, 2012 11:30am UTC
    I had never heard of One Direction until I got a witty.
    
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11. emmjay
    posted a quote
    April 3, 2012 8:10pm UTC
    Check Cupboad.
    Check Fridge.
    Lower Standards.
    Repeat.
    
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12. emmjay
    posted a quote
    March 29, 2012 11:09am UTC
    Disection week in Bio.
    YOLO!!
    
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13. emmjay
    posted a quote
    March 27, 2012 11:28am UTC
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    We found Dove in a soapless place!
    -nmf
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14. emmjay
    posted a quote
    March 27, 2012 11:19am UTC
    Hell fire, save matches, f*ck a duck and see what hatches!
    -nmq
    
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15. emmjay
    posted a quote
    March 23, 2012 11:18am UTC
    Have you seen the mavelous breadfish?
    www.breadfish.co.uk
    (turn the volume up)
    
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16. emmjay
    posted a quote
    March 5, 2012 11:38am UTC
    Haters gonna hate, potatoes gonna potate ... so if they hate then let 'em hate and watch the money pile up.
    -nmq
    
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17. emmjay
    posted a quote
    March 5, 2012 11:11am UTC
    Sometimes I like not having a phone.
    It makes me feel sort of like a celebrity because I'm harder to reach than everybody elese.
    
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