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emmacraziibaby

1. emmacraziibaby
   posted a quote
   August 12, 2009 2:49pm UTC
   I love you so much, i love you mighty <3
   I wish my pajamas were next to your nighty .
   Now, dont get dirty thoughts in your head .
   I ment on the clothesline, not in the bed !
   100% mine (:
   give me credit; please and thankk you <3
   
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2. emmacraziibaby
   posted a quote
   August 6, 2009 9:36pm UTC
   i just got bit by a spider
   i know,, "with great power comes great responsibility". Im ready! no web-shooting yet, though....
   just mild diarrhea
   saw this on dane cook's twitter XD
   
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3. emmacraziibaby
   posted a quote
   July 5, 2009 6:37pm UTC
   Today, I was on a boat...
   Andy Samberg && T-Pain were not there.
   aha ik it looks like crap.
   but i saw it and it made me laugh so hard xD
   MLIA
   
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4. emmacraziibaby
   posted a quote
   March 30, 2009 7:12pm UTC
   "you need to run on, and pretend you just got shot. and.. action"
   "hi! I'm walking..owww *grabs chest*.. ahhhhh I just got shot. I'm bleeding... was i good?"
   "I.. ok..raise your left hand. Nope a little lower. lower. right there. now hit your face. that's what i wanted to do to you while you were acting. you sucked."
   ^^ allen and craig show xD
   ((eviliguana productions))
   
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5. emmacraziibaby
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   March 28, 2009 11:43pm UTC
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6. emmacraziibaby
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   March 18, 2009 5:33pm UTC
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7. emmacraziibaby
   posted a quote
   December 25, 2008 11:47am UTC
   2009
   Bring. It. ON.
   
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8. emmacraziibaby
   posted a quote
   December 21, 2008 10:26am UTC
   dear santa,
   This year i want tape, glue, a stapler, and instructions on
   how to put a heart back together.
   
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9. emmacraziibaby
   posted a quote
   December 21, 2008 10:16am UTC
   dear santa,
   all i really want for christmas is a eraser for H-U-G-E mistakes.
   Why, you ask? because i want to erase HIM
   
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10. emmacraziibaby
    posted a quote
    December 18, 2008 10:25pm UTC
    drop it down, raise it up
    side to side, <- left to right ->
    lick your lips, flip your hair
    watch 'em sweat ---> over there
    high heels, makeup, fake eyelashes
    look at you - you're so damn plastic!
    - i like money / millionaires
    
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11. emmacraziibaby
    posted a quote
    December 16, 2008 10:14pm UTC
    In a world of copies...
    be an Original
    ...just like everybody else....
    
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12. emmacraziibaby
    posted a quote
    December 16, 2008 7:14pm UTC
    Youknowyou'restupidwhen;;
    your friends say you have the attention span of a goldfish
    ^*request* ^
    
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13. emmacraziibaby
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    December 14, 2008 12:40am UTC
    && sometimes i wonder;;
    If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, then what is baby oil made from?
    
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14. emmacraziibaby
    posted a quote
    December 14, 2008 12:36am UTC
    && sometimes i wonder;;
    Why does it say "shake well" on ketchup bottles, but not ketchup packets?
    
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15. emmacraziibaby
    posted a quote
    December 14, 2008 12:31am UTC
    I am currently not available at the moment
    However, if you would like to be transfered to another correspondent, please press the number that best fits your personality;;;;
    *If you are obsessive compulsive, please press "1" repeatedly.
    *If you are codependant, please ask someone to press "2"
    *If you have multiple personalitites, please press "3", "4", and "5"
    *If you are paranoid delusional, we know who you are and what you want. Just stay on the line so we can trace your call
    *If you are schizophrenic, listen carefully and the little voice will tell you which number to press.
    *If you are manic depressive, it doesn't matter what number you press, no one will answer.
    
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16. emmacraziibaby
    posted a quote
    December 7, 2008 1:13pm UTC
    the best time of the year
    when everyone comes home
    with all this christmas cheer
    It's hard to feel alone.
    putting up the christmas tree
    with friends who come around
    its so much fun when christmas comes to town
    presents for the children wrapped in red and green.
    All the things I've heard about, but never really seen
    no one will be sleeping on the night of christmas eve,--
    hoping Santa's on his way
    
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17. emmacraziibaby
    posted a quote
    December 5, 2008 11:57pm UTC
    cover your ears, honey
    because the magazines and the celebrities scream
    "You'll Never Be Good Enough"
    [[and if you hear their lies to many times]]
    You'll start to believe them.
    
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18. emmacraziibaby
    posted a quote
    December 5, 2008 8:19pm UTC
    she finally gave up ♥♥
    she dropped the
    --->fake smile<---
    [[and a tear ran down her cheek]]
    as she whispered to herself
    "I can't do this anymore."
    
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19. emmacraziibaby
    posted a quote
    November 30, 2008 12:35am UTC
    I'm a bit worried.
    You see, there's this new disease going around.
    ---------->It's called <------------
    BitchAssNess...
    and honey, you have all the symptoms.
    
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20. emmacraziibaby
    posted a quote
    November 22, 2008 2:06pm UTC
    anyone can catch your eyes
    ------> but it takes someone <------
    special to catch your
    heart
    
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