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1. emmXD
   posted a quote
   December 11, 2011 6:24pm UTC
   I'm starting with the man in the mirror
   I'm asking him to change his ways
   
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2. emmXD
   posted a quote
   December 10, 2011 11:29am UTC
   Some women choose to follow men, and some women choose to follow their dreams. If you're wondering which way to go, remember that your career will never wake up and tell you that it doesn't love you anymore
   ~ Lady Gaga
   
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3. emmXD
   posted a quote
   December 10, 2011 11:19am UTC
   This is the story of a girl
   who cried a river and drowned the whole world
   
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4. emmXD
   posted a quote
   September 12, 2011 4:00pm UTC
   hey, now . hey, now
   fave if you just thought
   "this is what dreams are made of"
   
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5. emmXD
   posted a quote
   September 11, 2011 4:12pm UTC
   seriously "Don't ask don't tell"..?
   yeah the gay guys are gonna be like
   "heyyyy! I'm gonna join the military or army, train for a few years, and risk my life constantly to see some dude's wiener in the showers!"
   yuuuup.
   sounds legit
   look at the pink
   
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6. emmXD
   posted a quote
   September 11, 2011 11:02am UTC
   click to see this quote
   
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7. emmXD
   posted a quote
   September 5, 2011 1:07pm UTC
   **
   HEY . NOW . HEY . NOW .
   this is what dreams;;
   are made of
   ♥
   
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8. emmXD
   posted a quote
   September 4, 2011 10:29am UTC
   fave for
   skittles
   comment for
   M&Ms
   
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9. emmXD
   posted a quote
   September 3, 2011 5:56pm UTC
   anybody else
   l l l l l l l l l l l l l p r a c t i c e
   their smiles - - - - -
   before picture day at school?
   
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10. emmXD
    posted a quote
    September 3, 2011 5:30pm UTC
    ahem
    my face is up here
    
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11. emmXD
    posted a quote
    August 27, 2011 8:41pm UTC
    I can see it in your eyes
    deep inside you want to cry♥
    twinkle twinkle little who
    
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12. emmXD
    posted a quote
    August 26, 2011 8:44pm UTC
    "theres a higher power that will judge you for your indecency"
    "...Tom Cruise?"
    
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13. emmXD
    posted a quote
    August 24, 2011 10:22pm UTC
    Teacher: "I assume from all this talking your finished"
    Me: "I assume from all this bitchy-ness your single"
    
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14. emmXD
    posted a quote
    August 24, 2011 9:53pm UTC
    I hate how in horror movies
    the chick is like
    "I'm gonna go check that strange noise in the basement wearing nothing but my underwear"
    
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15. emmXD
    posted a quote
    August 24, 2011 9:40pm UTC
    wanna hear a joke?
    school♥
    
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16. emmXD
    posted a quote
    August 23, 2011 7:27pm UTC
    your face
    when you read this and press F13
    _l_(-.-)_l_
    
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17. emmXD
    posted a quote
    August 23, 2011 1:59pm UTC
    You know what they say about men with big feet?
    ;)
    Their clowns!
    What were you thinking?
    
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18. emmXD
    posted a quote
    August 22, 2011 9:43pm UTC
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19. emmXD
    posted a quote
    August 22, 2011 9:15pm UTC
    -----------
    Am I the only one who
    wants to fake my own death, just to see people's reactions
    AAAA
    
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20. emmXD
    posted a quote
    August 21, 2011 3:15pm UTC
    Yaknow that one friend
    that nobody f**king likes
    
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