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  1. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    June 27, 2012 7:16pm UTC
    "I'm 14 and my boyfriend is 40, is that bad?"
    ''You spelt dad wrong."

  2. dave franco* dave franco*
    posted a quote
    February 15, 2012 10:01am UTC
    Witty makes a weird noise
    When you click that little heart over there>>


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  4. Imdoingme Imdoingme
    posted a quote
    January 12, 2012 8:23pm UTC
    ~when life gets ruff,
    light up, '
    let the pain numb.~

  5. kirralee kirralee
    posted a quote
    January 3, 2012 12:02am UTC
    im trying to keep it together with a smile on my face and my head held high. the truth is, im dying.. from the inside.


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  7. kaylahbabyy kaylahbabyy
    posted a quote
    January 2, 2012 8:50pm UTC
    Andrew L
    Why wont any girl take my virgenaty.
    Like • Comment • 27 minutes ago
    Adam S
    because you cant spell it "
    26 minutes ago ·244 people Like*

  8. roxygirl135 roxygirl135
    posted a quote
    January 2, 2012 8:50pm UTC
    1
    typical

  9. ShianneLove ShianneLove
    posted a quote
    December 24, 2011 5:29pm UTC
    Stages of a middle school relationship:
    1 [2-5 days] "The Awkward Stage" -the said couple has just started going out and finds itstrangely awkward to make any kind of contact towards one another at all.
    2 [2-3 weeks] "Super-Duper Flirty Stage" the couple will now engage in non-stop talking, texting, flirting, etc.. up until the point where it's almost un-bearable.
    3 [3-4 weeks] "Lovey-Dovey Stage" the couple will now give each other what they think are "cute" pet names, hold hands, hug etc.. anywhere and everywhere. *Note, this is usually the stage at which you're ready to slap one of them in the face with a shovel.
    4 [1-1 1/2 weeks] "PMS Stage" the couple will make an argument out of anything and everything possible.
    5 [1-2 weeks]"Normal Stage" The couple will now seem to be acting as some what normal towards one another,almost as they did before they were going out.
    6 [1 week]"Uh-oh.. Stage" the couple is slowly drifting apart and nobody knows why.
    7 [no specific time alloted] "Break-up" the couple (this tast usually preformed by the male) will now break up, and never talk to one another;hence ruining any type of friendship they had before.

  10. lovelasts21 lovelasts21
    posted a quote
    December 23, 2011 11:55pm UTC
    So I broke up with him today...
    Because he told me he hated my dad.
    Fave if you think this is terrible.

  11. braziliansoccerbabe11 braziliansoccerbabe11
    posted a quote
    December 21, 2011 7:17am UTC
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  13. lil_angel101 lil_angel101
    posted a quote
    December 15, 2011 2:46am UTC
    ANYONE
    ONLINE?
    {.♥.}

  14. dparsa dparsa
    posted a quote
    December 14, 2011 10:00pm UTC
    me: im finally happy:)
    life:oh damn, that cant happen let me throw something bad in!

  15. xNessx xNessx
    posted a quote
    December 15, 2011 2:18am UTC
    This is the guy that broke your heart:
    (-.-)
    /█\
    ||
    How many slaps can he get?
    1 FAVE = 1 Slap

  16. heyy_its_jill heyy_its_jill
    posted a quote
    December 10, 2011 1:51pm UTC
    Try holding the shift button while
    clicking the fave button ..

  17. HaileyJanisse HaileyJanisse
    posted a quote
    December 6, 2011 5:47pm UTC
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  19. MeeAndYoou MeeAndYoou
    posted a quote
    November 24, 2011 1:07pm UTC
    Me: Do you know who Albus Dumbledore is?
    Cleverbot: Yes. I am part of Dumbledore's Army.
    Wow.

  20. Blueeyegurl417 Blueeyegurl417
    posted a quote
    November 23, 2011 8:45pm UTC
    want me forever?
    watch the lion king with me. push me up against
    a wall and kiss me until i can't breathe. sing to me.
    cuddle with me while we watch a scary movie. be
    my best friend. make me laugh. take cute pictures
    with me. be sweet. text me until i fall asleep. let
    me meet your parents. don't act different when
    you're around your friends. don't "k" me. kiss me
    randomly. hold my hand. call me baby. try your
    hardest to make me smile when i'm sad. and if we
    fight, don't walk away from me, cause that's the
    time i need you the most. i'm a mess, and i'm hardto deal with,
    but if you can handle all this i'm yours.(:

:)

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