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Heyyouu♥

NAME'S EMILY.
sophomore.
AUGUST 4th: MY BIRTHDAY ♥

ABOUT ME:

1.) ILOVEYOU.

2.) my best friend is my younger sister. she spends 90% of her life listening to me complain about everything ;D

3.) yess, i have a him. 2 actually. I've liked one for 4 yrs and the other for 2 ;)
HIM=He Is Mine

4.) musicismylife.

5.)soccer+gymnastic=best sports of all time? ithinkyes.

6.) ILOVEWITTY ♥

7.) I love giving advice, so hitmeup if you wanna talk♥

COMMENT.FAVE.FOLLOW. ;)

&if u follow me, leave a comment and I might return the favor;)

my favorite witty girls are
~no order~
•BEACHYLOVE
•wittygirl2010
•akk3165
•xoalicecullenxo
•pigglywiggly
•jayciecutie01
•fatassmuffin
•ohhshanappp
•EdwardScissorhands

For stories:
•xlovedreamerx9
• lollipopx3

BYTHEWAY

You are beautiful.

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emily96x0o
posted a quote
May 28, 2012 10:24am UTC

Hey I just met you,
and this is crazy
but you're so sexy,
so lets make babies

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emily96x0o
posted a quote
January 30, 2012 5:24pm UTC

.
I
Need
This
format.
Will
Use
It
later.
format by Paperlung

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emily96x0o
posted a quote
January 28, 2012 10:02pm UTC

Me: Why is it so hot in here all of a sudden? Friend: Oh sorry should I leave the room? Me: No. We use you as air conditioner.

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emily96x0o
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January 28, 2012 9:57pm UTC

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emily96x0o
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January 28, 2012 1:56pm UTC

I'm not saying shes fat, I'm just saying if I had to pick five of the fattest people i know, She'd be three of them.

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emily96x0o
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January 28, 2012 1:53pm UTC

Suffering the hot side of the pillow while the cold side charges

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emily96x0o
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January 28, 2012 1:50pm UTC

I put the laughter in manslaughter

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emily96x0o
posted a quote
January 28, 2012 1:49pm UTC

Baby I put the STD in stud, now all I need is U

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emily96x0o
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January 28, 2012 11:14am UTC

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emily96x0o
posted a quote
December 30, 2011 4:39pm UTC

Hey
Hey
You awake?
No, I taught myself to text in my sleep

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emily96x0o
posted a quote
December 20, 2011 11:50am UTC

i hate when im swimming
and people mistake me for Michael Phelps
format by sandrasaurus

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emily96x0o
posted a quote
December 19, 2011 3:15pm UTC

What motivates me to get up in the morning;
checking my facebook status to see who liked it

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emily96x0o
posted a quote
December 5, 2011 6:31pm UTC

I'm bored
*opens fridge*

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emily96x0o
posted a quote
December 4, 2011 5:53pm UTC

If she doesn't care about her clothes,,
why do you?
If she doesn't care about her hair,,
why do you?
If she doesn't care about her weight,,
why do you?
If she doesn't care about her skin,
why do you?,
If she doesn't care about her flaws,
why do you?

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emily96x0o
posted a quote
December 3, 2011 3:09pm UTC

I wish I had a loose
floorboard in my room
that I could store things in

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emily96x0o
posted a quote
December 3, 2011 2:54pm UTC

you have 70,000 thoughts a day,
am I one of them?

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emily96x0o
posted a quote
December 3, 2011 2:21pm UTC

After elementary school, you basically know everything you need to know in life:
-counting money
-telling time
-reading&writing

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emily96x0o
posted a quote
November 30, 2011 6:55pm UTC

Life wculd be so much easier
if I was normal