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 Well, im ME! Live with it! Love You ALL!!!!!!! <3 


LALALALALALALAALALALALAALALA I LIKE DINOSAURS!!!! AND RAINBOWS...AND UNICORNS AND....DEATHMETAL!!!!!! hehe WAFFFFFFFFFFFFFFELES!
  
 

    

    

  
  1. emiii1235 emiii1235
    posted a quote
    June 2, 2012 1:55pm EDT
    90% of people will marry their
    7-12 grade crush since you
    read this you will be told good
    new tonight but if you don't re
    -post your worst week will
    start tomorrow sorry no
    chances!!!

  2. emiii1235 emiii1235
    posted a quote
    May 9, 2012 8:02pm EDT
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  3. emiii1235 emiii1235
    posted a quote
    May 9, 2012 7:59pm EDT
    I ♥ you. I ♥ you. I ♥ you. I ♥ you.
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    I ♥ you. I ♥ you. I ♥ you. I ♥ you.

  4. emiii1235 emiii1235
    posted a quote
    April 6, 2012 8:53pm EDT
    How much do I cost?
    Natural Hair:
    [] Brown - $100
    [X] Blonde - $50
    [] Black - $60
    [] Red - $70
    [] Other- $75
    Total so Far 50
    Eye Color:
    [] Brown - $50
    [] Green - $75
    [x] Blue $150
    |] Hazel $100
    [] Other - $15
    Total so Far 150
    Height:
    [] Over 7′ - $200
    [] 6′8″ to 7′ - $175
    [] 6′0″ to 6′7″ - $150
    [x] 5′5″ to 5′11″ - $75
    [] 5′4″ to 5′10″ - $85
    [] Under 5′4 - $25
    Total so far: 225
    Age:
    [] 50 to 56 - $175
    [] 46 to 50 - $150
    [] 41 to 45 - $125
    [] 31 to 40 - $100
    [] 26 to 30 - $75
    [] 21 to 25 - $50
    [] 19 to 20 - $25
    [X] 0 to 18 - $100
    Total so far: 300
    Birth Order:
    [] Twins or more than twins - $750
    [] First Born - $320
    [] Only Child - $250
    [x] second born - $150
    [x] Middle child - $100
    [] Last Born - $100
    [] third born - $550
    [] fourth born - $300
    [] fifth born - $400
    [] sixth born -$215
    Total so far: 550
    Drink?
    [x] I did like twice - $400 (it was only a sip or 2 at a wedding)
    [] Only Holidays - $250
    [] Sometimes - $215
    [] YES - $200
    [] only weekends - $300
    [] Every other day - $50
    [] Once a day - $15
    [] I live from the bottle - $Bankrupt$
    [] No - $600
    Total so Far: 950
    Vision?
    [] perfect vision - $400
    [x]need or have glasses/ contacts but dont wear them - $200
    [] No correction - $100
    [] Glasses - $50
    [] contacts - $25
    [] Surgical correction - $100
    Total so far: 1150
    Shoe Size:
    [ ] 13+ - $300
    [ ] 12 and a half to 13 - $250
    [] 11 to 12 - $400
    [x] 7 to 10 - $500
    [] Under 7- $450
    Total so Far:1650
    Favorite Color/Colors (don't need to be 1, can be more):
    [x] Green-$750
    [x] Red - $600
    [x] Black - $100
    [] Yellow -$475
    [] Brown - $300
    [x] Purple - $225
    [] White - $400
    [x] Aqua - $350
    [x] Orange - $300
    [] Blue - $300
    [] Pink - $100
    [x] Other - $500
    Total so Far: 4475
    did you use a calculator to add it all up?
    [] Yes $0
    [x] Nope - $1000
    [] some- $750
    Total: $5475

  5. emiii1235 emiii1235
    posted a quote
    April 6, 2012 8:40pm EDT
    Bro.. creepy how much this works >_<
    You never know :)
    Now this is freaky...DO NOT CHEAT!! (You'll will kick yourself later) I was a little skeptical trying this, but if you follow the instructions to the end you'll be surprised!!!!
    All of my answers were accurate. Take 1 minute and try this...it will freak you out! BUT NO CHEATING! This game has a funny/spooky outcome.
    Don't read ahead...just do it in order! It takes about 1 minute...it's worth a try
    First..get a pen and paper. When you actually choose names, make sure it's people you actually know and go with your first instinct.
    Scroll down one line at a time...and don't read ahead or you'll ruin it!
    1. First, write the numbers 1 through 11 in a column.
    2. Then, beside numbers 1 and 2, write down any two numbers you want.
    3. Beside the 3 and 7, write down the names of boys if your a girl and the opposite if your a boy.
    NO LOOKING AHEAD...OR IT WON"T TURN OUT RIGHT!
    4. Write anyone's name (like friends or family....) in the 4th, 5th and 6th spots.
    5. Write down four song titles in 8,9,10, and 11.
    GO WITH YOUR INSTINCT PEOPLE!!!!
    6. Finally, make a wish.
    And now the key for the game.....
    1. You must tell (the number in space 2) people about this game.
    2. The person in space 3 is the one that you love.
    3. The person in 7 is one you like but can't work out.
    4. You care most about the person you put in 4
    5. The person you name in number 5 is the one who knows you very well.
    6. The person you name in 6 is your lucky star.
    7. The song in 8 is the song that matches with the person in number 3.
    8. The title in 9 is the song for the person in 7.
    9. The tenth space is the song that tells you most about YOUR mind.
    10. and 11 is the song telling you how you feel about life
    NOW...put this on your site within the hour you read this...IF you do..your wish will:come true. If you don't it will become the opposite!!
    Ok so this is not mine but i just did this and it is creepishly right!!!!!!!!!! Im a little scared now!

  6. emiii1235 emiii1235
    posted a quote
    April 6, 2012 8:43am EDT
    Things to do when preparing for a Zombie Apocalypse #2
    Stock up on FLAME THROWERS!!!
    (Should I make this a series??)
    Format by Sandrasaurus

  7. emiii1235 emiii1235
    posted a quote
    April 5, 2012 8:50am EDT
    Things to do when preparing for a ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE #1
    Always keep twinkies on you..
    NO MATTER WHAT!!!
    (Should I make this a series??)
    body{background-color:#000000}

  8. emiii1235 emiii1235
    posted a quote
    April 1, 2012 9:02pm EDT
    Did you know that every night before you go to sleep there is one person of the opposite gender thinking of you? They want to kiss you, they want to be with you, they are always thinking about you. This is all true and not fake! If you repost this in 5 minutes the person that is longing to be with you will approach you within one month and ask you out, or grab you and kiss you

  9. emiii1235 emiii1235
    posted a quote
    April 1, 2012 7:50pm EDT
    I'm a murderer,
    I died when I was 14,
    If you don't repost this,
    I'm gonna kill you at 3 a.m
    You have 10 minutes.

  10. emiii1235 emiii1235
    posted a quote
    March 29, 2012 8:56pm EDT
    WE NEED A WITTY DAY!
    SO ON JANUARY 9TH, 2013 EVERYONE WEAR A
    PURPLE SHIRT AND WRITE "WITTY GIRL or
    guy"
    ON YOU ARM, AND SEE WHO'S ON WITTY
    AT YOUR SCHOOL!come on girls&guys!
    LEtsshow em'!
    REPOSTPLEASE!
    BY HOBOWITHASTICKER!

  11. emiii1235 emiii1235
    posted a quote
    March 27, 2012 9:18pm EDT
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  12. emiii1235 emiii1235
    posted a quote
    March 27, 2012 8:51pm EDT
    kissing test♥
    1.hold you breath
    2.click add a quote
    3.copy and past this quote
    4.good now if you did it without breathing you are a good kiss

  13. emiii1235 emiii1235
    posted a quote
    March 24, 2012 5:23pm EDT
    I am 66% obsessed with my looks!
    I own:
    [X] hair straightener
    [X] curling iron
    [X] mousse
    [X] hairspray
    [X] gel
    [X] other sprays
    [X] bobby pins
    [X] hair clips
    [X] hair ties
    [X] round barrel brush
    [] blow dryer
    [X] mirror
    [X] I have dyed my hair
    [X] I have/had highlights
    TOTAL: 13
    Eyes: I own
    [X] black eyeliner
    [] other color eyeliner
    [X] eye shadow
    [X] mascara
    [] fake eyelashes
    [] eyelash curler
    [X] eye shimmer
    [] contacts
    [] stunna shades
    [X] eye makeup remover
    TOTAL: 5
    Lips/Teeth: I own
    [x] clear lip gloss
    [x] red or pink lip gloss
    [x] lipstick
    [x] chap stick
    [] lip plumper
    [] electric toothbrush
    [] teeth whitener
    [] more than 15 lip glosses
    [x] toothpaste
    TOTAL: 5
    Complexion/Overall Face: I own
    [] blush
    [X] moisturizer
    [X] face wash
    [] bronzer
    [X] makeup remover
    [X] face wipes
    [X] powder
    [X] cover up
    [X] blotting papers
    TOTAL: 7
    Nails:
    [x]nail polish/varnish
    [x] filer
    [x] nail clipper
    [] nail buffer
    [] cuticle remover
    [] nail hardener
    [] nail brush
    [] fake nails
    [] nail scissors
    TOTAL: 3
    OVERALL TOTAL: 33
    Now multiply your number by 2
    Then repost as I am % obsessed with my looks

  14. emiii1235 emiii1235
    posted a quote
    March 21, 2012 8:42pm EDT
    if you have 35+.. you're spoiled :3
    [ ] own car
    [x] cell phone
    [] own phone line
    [] bf/gf
    [] own bathroom
    [x] own room
    [x] 2 or more story house
    [] built-in pool
    [ ]guest house
    [] game room
    [] tv in your room
    [] Double (queen) Bed
    [] more than 20 pairs of shoes
    [] 10+ things from a designer store
    [x] good grades
    [] Dior sunglasses
    [] louis vuitton purse
    [x] iPod
    [x] XBOX
    [] PS3
    [] mp3 player
    Total=6
    [] Mercedes Benz
    []BMW
    [] basketball hoop
    [x] air hockey table
    [] pool table
    [x] ping pong table
    [] trampoline
    [] live ON a lake or pond
    [] own a pair of skiis
    [] own a snowboard
    [] has a boat
    [] has a jet ski
    [] has a beach house/ cabin
    Total=2
    [] only child
    [] stereo system in bedroom
    [] DVD player in bedroom
    [] 100+ dvd's
    []gets $50+ for allowance each month
    [] goes shopping every month...or every week
    [] shops at abercrombie
    [] goes snowboarding/ skiing every weekend
    [x] makeup
    [x] cologne/perfume
    [] AIM
    [] MSN
    []Yahoo
    []5+ trophies
    [x]own digital camera
    []walk-in closet
    Total=3
    [] electric scooter
    [] dirt bike
    [] 4X4 truck
    [] guitar/drums
    [] hammock
    [] been on a cruise
    [] traveled out of the country
    [x] weight set/ workout set in house
    [] personal fit trainer
    [x] expensive jewerly
    [] met a celeb
    [x] straightener/ curling iron
    []gets hair done/nails/spas
    [] on/was on a Varsity team for the school
    [ ] own batting cage
    [] 100+ in wallet/ purse right now
    [x] own savings account
    [x]1+ BEST friends
    [] been to the carribean
    [] been to europe.
    [ ] been to hawaii
    [] been to NY (LIVE THERE not in the city but somewhere else in the state)
    Total=5
    [] shopped in seattle
    [] eaten at the space needle in seattle
    [] been on the eiffel tower in paris
    [] been on the statue of liberty in NY
    [] been on the honor roll for 2+ years
    [] went on a trip for sweet sixteen birthday
    [] lives on a private property
    [] license
    [] moved 3+ times
    []sports car
    [] hot tub
    [x] pet(s)
    [] ranch
    [x] verizon
    [] cingular
    []Sprint
    [] virgin mobile / other
    [] been to 5+ states in the US.
    [x] dont have a job. (im only 13)
    Total=3
    [] 100+ buddies on messenger
    [x] alarm clock
    [x] home-cooked meal almost everyday
    [] eat-out almost everyday
    [x] been in a limo (4 a birthday party)
    [] own camcorder
    [] own laptop
    [x] own desktop
    Total=4
    Overall Total=23
    You spoiled?
    [] yes
    [x] no

  15. emiii1235 emiii1235
    posted a quote
    March 21, 2012 8:35pm EDT
    Roses are red
    Violets are blue
    I have a phone
    but no one texts it so I'm alone
    forever unknown.
    (I saw a couple of people doing these poems so i was like what the heck)

  16. emiii1235 emiii1235
    posted a quote
    March 18, 2012 9:03pm EDT
    Type your name
    Emily
    Type your name with your elbow
    emikly
    Type your name with your eyes closed
    emikr
    Type your name with your nose
    Emily

  17. emiii1235 emiii1235
    posted a quote
    March 15, 2012 10:56am EDT
    Him: Did it hurt?
    Me: Did what hurt?
    Him: When you fell from heaven?
    Me: Will it burn?
    Him: Will what burn?
    Me:When you go to He11??
    Him: ...0.O

  18. emiii1235 emiii1235
    posted a quote
    March 11, 2012 8:15pm EDT
    Gender: Womanly
    Birthday: March 16, 1999
    Siblings: 14 year old brother&11 year old brother
    Eye color: Bloo
    Shoe size: 9 - 9 1/2
    Height: 5"6'
    What are you wearing: T-shirt that says "Come to the dark side we have cookies" Sparkly bangles&black skinny jeans
    Where do you live: MAINE!
    Righty or lefty: Lefty!!!
    Can you make a dollar in change right now: I do not no
    Who are your closest friends: SARAH! Kayley, Racheal, Koertney&Alli
    Best place for a date? Picknik at the beach
    Where is your fav place to shop: Hot Topic, Forever 21, Journeys...some other places I can't think of rite now
    Favorite kind of plant? Flowers
    Fave Color?: Purple, Red, Black, Silver
    Fave Number: 9
    Fave Boy Names: Derek&Ryder&Matt&Ben
    Fave Girl Names: Riley&Kayla
    Fave Animal: White Tiger
    Fave instrument to play: eh...idk?
    Fave Subject: erm....do I have 2 have one?
    Fave book: Book? What is this book you speak of?
    Fave Sport: Volleyball
    Fave Month: umm....SUMMER
    Movies: don't have one...
    Juice: Fruit Punch
    Finger: Pinkie
    Breakfast food: Eggs
    Favorite cartoon character: Perry the Platapuss
    Given anyone a bath: No...?
    Smoked: Oh he11 no!
    Made yourself throw-up: Nope
    Gone skinny dipping: Nope
    Eaten a dog: No. (?!?!?!?!)
    Put your tongue on a frozen pole?: Yes....
    Loved someone so much it made you cry?: Nope
    Broken a bone?: Nope
    Played truth or dare: Umm, who has not?
    Been in a physical fight: Willingly yes, unwillingly no.
    Been in more then one car accident? Not a single one
    Been in a police car: Yup
    Been on a plane: Yerp
    Come close to dying: Mmm, no.
    Been in a sauna: Yerp
    Been in a hot tub: Yup
    Cried when someone died: No
    Cried in school: No
    Fell off your chair: HAHAAHAH. YES!!!!
    Wait for someone's phone call all night: Nope
    Saved AIM/Yahoo conversations: Nope
    Saved e-mails: Nerp
    Fallen for one of your best girl friends: Umm...no.
    Made out with JUST a friend? Nope
    Used someone: Nope
    What is...
    Whats your good luck charm?: Don't believe in it.
    Best song you ever heard: There;s a lot.
    What's your bedroom like: Roomy
    Last thing you said: Nuht ahh!
    What is beside you? Water bottle.
    Last thing you ate: Goldfish
    What kind of shampoo do you use?: What ever kind my mommy bought.
    Best thing that has happened to you this year: No.
    Worst thing that has happened to you this year: Nothing that I no of.
    Have you had...
    Chicken pox: Not that I no of.
    Sore Thrort: Mhmm
    Stitches: Yerp
    Broken nose: Nope
    Do You..
    Believe in love at first sight? No
    Like school: Nope
    Want to get married? Idk
    Have kids? Umm not really
    What schools have you gone to: Gorham School district up to grade 7
    Eat a live hamster for $1,000,000. dollars: Yeah
    If you were stuck on an island, what people would you want with you: Muh friends and a hot guy who likeeys me!

  19. emiii1235 emiii1235
    posted a quote
    March 9, 2012 12:00pm EST
    I HATE SKOOL! (it be boring)

  20. emiii1235 emiii1235
    posted a quote
    March 8, 2012 8:15am EST
    I bet no guy,
    has the guts to write me a paragraph in my comment box that I will never forget. Girls, pass this on and see who is the nicest guy on Witty. See what guy can actually write a paragraph that will surprise you. ♥

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