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emcashman199765

1. emcashman199765
   posted a quote
   April 20, 2012 12:18am UTC
   Getting a text...
   I HAVE FRIENDS!!
   jk... it's my mom.
   
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2. emcashman199765
   posted a quote
   April 19, 2012 12:00am UTC
   When your mom tells you to clean your room...
   30% Dance and Sing to the Radio
   70% Play With New Things You Found
   ♥
   
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3. emcashman199765
   posted a quote
   March 24, 2012 11:25pm UTC
   If you're a bird...
   I'm a bird.
   The ♥ Notebook
   
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4. emcashman199765
   posted a quote
   March 11, 2012 10:34pm UTC
   *Lights flicker*
   Everyone: Power outage!
   Me: It's the
   HASH SLINGING SLASHER.
   ♥
   
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5. emcashman199765
   posted a quote
   March 6, 2012 10:52pm UTC
   That amazing feeling when his name pops up on your phone.
   ♥
   
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6. emcashman199765
   posted a quote
   March 4, 2012 10:40pm UTC
   Looking at your friend during a test and you both burst out laughing because you know that you're SCREWED.
   
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7. emcashman199765
   posted a quote
   March 4, 2012 8:27pm UTC
   I wish i was one of those girls who are naturally
   \ Beautiful.
   
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8. emcashman199765
   posted a quote
   March 2, 2012 11:11pm UTC
   I'm so tired my eyes are BURNING
   but i'm willing to take the pain for
   Witty
   ♥
   
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9. emcashman199765
   posted a quote
   February 28, 2012 9:22pm UTC
   Drake: "Are you calling me a liar?"
   Josh: "Well I ain't callin' you a
   TRUTHER.
   
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10. emcashman199765
    posted a quote
    February 27, 2012 10:30pm UTC
    I'm not looking
    to fall in love,
    just for someone to acknowledge me.
    ♥
    
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11. emcashman199765
    posted a quote
    February 27, 2012 10:24pm UTC
    forgeterr's signature format. Please don't remove credit. Or I will hunt you down. You do NOT want to get on my bad side.
    My new life motto:
    Food is my lover, it will always be there for you. Especially a carton of ice cream.
    
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12. emcashman199765
    posted a quote
    February 27, 2012 10:06pm UTC
    forgeterr's signature format. Please don't remove credit. Or I will hunt you down. You do NOT want to get on my bad side.
    Don't let a girl fall for you,
    If you have no intention of catching her.
    
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13. emcashman199765
    posted a quote
    February 6, 2012 10:17pm UTC
    If I had a flower
    for everytime I thought about you, I could walk forever in my garden.
    
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