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1. em55dancer
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   February 20, 2011 7:26pm UTC
   Lulu- Aww swan cake that's so sad
   Ryan- No it's not it's about time for swans to learn there lesson
   Lulu- What do you have against swans
   Ryan- Remember that field trip when the swan nipped at my, you know what.
   Lulu- Oh your backpack
   Ryan- Yeah I just forgot the word for it.
   I love True Jackson VP
   
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2. em55dancer
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   October 26, 2010 6:04pm UTC
   My best friend left me in 6th grade for all the "popular" people..... we don't talk..... we barely look at each other...... sometimes i just wish i could go back to elementary school where everyone was friends and no one would go behind your friends back and spread rumors........ but then i realize she chose to leave me.
   
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3. em55dancer
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   October 26, 2010 5:59pm UTC
   Chase: Coco you dropped your pillow case.
   Coco: ehmm that's my underwear!
   Chase: i think I'm gonna go boil my hand
   
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4. em55dancer
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   October 26, 2010 5:52pm UTC
   Ahh its only my dream house made of only cotton swabs and white glue!!
   Stacy Hancous
   Zoey 101 Love that show!!!!
   
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5. em55dancer
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   September 24, 2010 3:26pm UTC
   Dying is a wild night and a new road.
   ~Emily Dickinson
   
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6. em55dancer
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   September 24, 2010 3:08pm UTC
   Do not trespass
   Trespassers will be shot.......
   Survivors will be shot again.
   
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7. em55dancer
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   September 23, 2010 2:43pm UTC
   What Would You DOOOOO For A Klondike Bar
   NOTHING I JUST WANT MY GOSH DARN KLONDIKE BAR!!!
   
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8. em55dancer
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   September 4, 2010 6:23pm UTC
   Oh i hate those times when everone around u is singing a song u dont no and then u act like u no arent interested in the song! :)
   
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9. em55dancer
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   August 23, 2010 6:48pm UTC
   Ok so i was with my best friend one day and we were fighting over a bag and this is wat she said to me to settle the argument...
   "Monday and Tuesday i get it, Thursday and Friday i get it and the weekends i get it."
   "U forgot Wednesday stupid!"
   HAHAHA I LOVE THAT GIRL!!
   
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10. em55dancer
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    August 23, 2010 6:38pm UTC
    "Am i the only one who on Saturday mornings watches miss spider and her sunny patch friends!"
    "YES!!!"
    "Oh yeah me neither"
    
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11. em55dancer
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    August 23, 2010 6:33pm UTC
    Don't you hate it when ur just about to get up and ur foot falls asleep!!
    
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12. em55dancer
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    August 22, 2010 5:17pm UTC
    &am i the only one who in the middle of the summer puts on a sweatshirt and pajama pants and complains how hot it is!?!? :)
    
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13. em55dancer
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    August 19, 2010 10:55pm UTC
    Mr. Crabs: PLANKTON!
    Plankton: CRABS!
    Mr. Crabs: PLANKTON!
    Plankton: CRABS!
    Spongebob: SPONGEBOB!
    Favorite show ever!!
    
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14. em55dancer
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    August 19, 2010 10:49pm UTC
    Draco Malfoy :
    U cant go to pigfarts its on mars you need a rocket ship!!
    -a very potter musical
    Best thing in the world!!!
    
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15. em55dancer
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    August 6, 2010 11:13am UTC
    if u trip... ill laugh
    if u walk into a wall... ill push u into another
    but if u cry... u will have a shoulder to cry on
    cause thats what friends r for!
    
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