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elprado01

1. elprado01
   posted a quote
   April 18, 2012 10:25pm UTC
   How to get a top quote:
   1. post a random quote
   2.comment,comment,comment!
   3.You're welcome!
   Not my idea.
   
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2. elprado01
   posted a quote
   April 18, 2012 10:19pm UTC
   Type your name: KaylaType it with your eyes closed: KaylaType it with your elbow: kayulaType it with your nose: kqaylqType it with your feet/ toes:kauykSSABash your head into the keyboard: t6ygtry766 Now you try :)
   
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3. elprado01
   posted a quote
   April 18, 2012 9:57pm UTC
   Fave for your notifacations to be..
   BLOWN UP!
   
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4. elprado01
   posted a quote
   April 17, 2012 10:06pm UTC
   This Is Called The Eye Test! Look For The LOWER Case 'L' And You Will Be Kissed tomorrow: LLLLLLLLLLlLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL . Now Look For The Q And Your Wish Will Come True! OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOQOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO. Now Look For The 'N' This Is Really Hard! MMMMMMMNMMMMMMM. Now Find The Mistake: abcdefghijklnmopqrstuvwxyz Now Wish For Something You Really Want After The Countdown! 10 9 8 7 6 5 4 3 2 1 Now Close Your Eyes And Make A Wish! ****** *** *** ****** *** ****** Now post this again. Your Wish Will Come True! You Have 19 Minutes! Or What You Wished For Will Be The Opposite
   
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5. elprado01
   posted a quote
   April 17, 2012 9:10pm UTC
   Me: Can I have One Direction tickets for thier 2013 tour?
   Dad:Really? By then they'll proably go through puberty and then ---
   Me:They're 19
   Me:
   Dad:
   Me:
   Dad:
   Me:
   Dad: Oh...
   NMF
   
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6. elprado01
   posted a quote
   April 16, 2012 10:04pm UTC
   Witty girls,
   Please go on Omegle! I'm lonely!
   Sencerly,
   Needs someone I can relate to.
   
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7. elprado01
   posted a quote
   April 16, 2012 8:33pm UTC
   Getting 5 faves when you post a quote... And thinking...
   This is soo going to be a top quote!
   
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8. elprado01
   posted a quote
   April 16, 2012 8:29pm UTC
   What I've learned:
   Anything that mentions One Direction get 1000000 faves...
   ONEDIRECTION ONEDIRECTION ONEDIRECTION ONEDIRECTION ONEDIRECTION ONEDIRECTION ONEDIRECTION ONEDIRECTION ONEDIRECTION ONEDIRECTION ONEDIRECTION ONEDIRECTION
   
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9. elprado01
   posted a quote
   April 16, 2012 8:25pm UTC
   Faving your own quote...
   Because nobody else will
   
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10. elprado01
    posted a quote
    April 16, 2012 7:58pm UTC
    What I think about when I'm trying to sleep at night:
    Me: Ya Know whats a good movie? Parnomal Activity
    Me: remember that episode of Ghost Hunters?
    Me: Hey, Look, thres a shadow moving across my room.
    Me: *Hears thump* Hmm, thats probably my neighbors getting shot and I'm next.
    Me: Remember that roach you killed this morning? I wonder where it is now.
    
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11. elprado01
    posted a quote
    April 16, 2012 7:39pm UTC
    POTATOHH!!
    -Niall Horran
    .
    format by sandrasaurus
    
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12. elprado01
    posted a quote
    April 16, 2012 7:33pm UTC
    Format by Sandrasaurus
    Admit it
    We've all searched our name up on google.
    ♥
    
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13. elprado01
    posted a quote
    April 16, 2012 7:31pm UTC
    I'm back on Witty
    :)
    format by sandrasaurus
    
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14. elprado01
    posted a quote
    April 8, 2012 1:31pm UTC
    Dear Witty, Its me Kayla. Im just venting. Im probably quitting Witty. Nobody cares on this website. Its just full of bullies. I get enough bullies. Nobody gives a crap about me because im not "Popular". All everyone cares about are the popular people. I might get on every one in a while. But not much. Witty, you basicly suck now. Its not like im going to kill myself or i have cancer. Its just I find Witty pointless since nobody even cares. Well, bye for now, Witty!Love (or dont), Kayla
    
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15. elprado01
    posted a quote
    April 8, 2012 1:16pm UTC
    I cut myself
    I tell myself Im ugly
    I embrass myself
    I make myself cry
    Therefore,
    I AM MY OWN BULLY
    
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16. elprado01
    posted a quote
    April 6, 2012 10:57am UTC
    popular girl; *Posts stupid quote* 200000 faves
    Me: *posts awesome quote* 3 faves
    
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17. elprado01
    posted a quote
    April 4, 2012 11:30pm UTC
    I just got asked out.
    I'm only 11.
    Fave for yes
    Comment for no
    
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18. elprado01
    posted a quote
    April 4, 2012 11:25pm UTC
    I saw 3 quotes about One Direction facts on
    'Vent'. Use the categories for what they were meant for.
    
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19. elprado01
    posted a quote
    April 4, 2012 9:26pm UTC
    yea,I know, can't drawI cant sing
    i'm uglyi'm dumb most of the time... But I do one thing perfectly... being terrible at everything
    
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20. elprado01
    posted a quote
    April 3, 2012 10:00pm UTC
    today...
    a girl in the grade below me said...
    'This is my friend. Isnt she pretty?'...
    the only time ive seen her is when she waved to me in the hallway.
    ♥
    
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