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3rinclaire
posted a quote
February 15, 2013 1:40pm UTC

approximately one million
people worldwide die by
suicide each year. this
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suicide every 40 seconds. or
about 3,000 deaths by suicide
daily.
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Congratulations! I'm so freaking proud of you right now!
Keep going.
f o r m a t j i m m y 3 6 5

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finding_nemo
posted a quote
January 27, 2013 11:01pm UTC

Welcome to Witty Profiles.
In other words, you're accepted into this dysfunctional family

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wishicouldfindyou
posted a quote
January 18, 2013 9:33pm UTC

Totally Kyle: This one time I was lying in bed
Totally Kyle: And a spider was hanging above my head
Totally Kyle: And I was like "AHH SPIDER!"
Totally Kyle: And the spider was like "AHH KYLE!"

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styles*
posted a quote
December 26, 2012 4:31pm UTC

There are 364 days
until Christmas
and people already have their lights up.
unbelievable.

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Ninja918
posted a quote
January 7, 2013 11:08am UTC

Type in Zerg Rush in Google, and your whole page will be destroyed by the "O's" from the word Google.

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jariley*
posted a quote
December 9, 2012 8:09pm UTC

There's onething
that only witty can do for my bucket list before cancer kills me.
2,000 faves on a quote♥
,

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hailstorm37
posted a quote
June 6, 2012 11:10pm UTC

Lick your lips 3 times
blink once, and keep your eyes wide open until you fave this quote.
I bet you will sneeze or yawn.

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forever_mine_123
posted a quote
October 15, 2012 6:58pm UTC

Seriously.
How can people hate gays when Ellen Degenres exists?

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Peace1231
posted a quote
September 21, 2012 8:24pm UTC

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Bravosierra*
posted a quote
September 25, 2012 4:35pm UTC

"Hi. I'm Austin & I'm 11 years old
I'n taken by my gffff Amanda.
9.24.12 shes my everything<3333
but I still flirt with all the girls in my clas. shhh ;)
I go to parties every satarday .
but party at church on sunday!
I luvv jesus but I think I might be atheist.
I'm bisexual but I'd never touch a boy.
I'm prolife but my gurlfriend is pregnant.
She's having an abortion."
...... What did I just read?

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WhisperInTheDark
posted a quote
September 23, 2012 7:30pm UTC

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GoneCra2y
posted a quote
September 10, 2012 7:04pm UTC

School dress code is dumb. We can't show our shoulders??? What guy is gonna look at a girl and be like "Dang, that's a FINE shoulder."?

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like_a_skyscraper
posted a quote
September 10, 2012 10:15pm UTC

This is to every single person who has thought about or tried to commit suicide.
I'm so glad that you're still alive.
I'm happy you didn't end it all.
I'm proud of you.

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neversaynever16
posted a quote
September 10, 2012 10:10pm UTC

Girlfriend: Im getting fat...
Boyfriend: Thats a stupid and ridiculous thing to say.
You've always been fat.

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OneDirectionQuotes
posted a quote
September 7, 2012 2:27pm UTC

Plot twist: Steve has One Direction posters all over his room.

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duncann98
posted a quote
September 7, 2012 12:57am UTC

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Cookiemonster99
posted a quote
September 4, 2012 5:39pm UTC

Here's to the girl s
who never really get many faves..
{[But keeps writing ,
nonetheles s.]}
♥

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ericaaa_xoox
posted a quote
September 6, 2012 10:34pm UTC

THIS IS YOUR LIFE.
DOWHAT YOU LOVE
AND DO IT OFTEN
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IF YOU DONT LIKE SOMETHING CHANGE IT.
IF YOU DONT LIKE YOUR JOB, QUIT.
IF YOU DONT HAVE ENOUGHT TIME, STOP WATCHING TV
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IF YOU ARE LOOKING FOR THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE, STOP
THEY WILL BE WAITING FOR YOU WHEN YOU
START DOING THINGS YOU LOVE
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STOP OVER ANALIZYING. ALL EMOTIONS ARE BEAUTIFUL
LIFE IS SMIPLE WHEN YOU EAT APPRECIATE
EVERY LAST BITE
___________________________
OPEN YOUR MIND, ARMS & HEART TO NEW THINGS
AND PEOPLE, WE ARE UNITED IN OUR DIFFERENCES
ASK THE NEZT PERSON YOU SEE WHAT THEIR PASSION IS
AND SHARE YOUR INSPIRING DREAMS WITH THEM
TRAVEL OFTEN;GETTING LOST WILL
HELP YOU FIND YOURSELF
SOME OPPORTUNITES WILL ONLY COME ONCE, SEIZE THEM.
LIFE IS ABOUT THE PEOPLE YOU MEET,
AND THE THINGS YOU CREATE WITH THEM
SO GO OUT AND START CREATING
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LIFE IS LIVE YOUR DREAMS
SHORT . AND WEAR
YOUR PASSION

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fashiontoday
posted a quote
September 2, 2012 2:05pm UTC

here's to the kids
who left this life too soon .

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LoveIsEnchanting
posted a quote
August 26, 2012 4:47pm UTC

◯
In 2009 we lost Michael Jackson.
Now we've lost Niel Armstrong.
We're running out of moon walkers...
CookieDoughFormats

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