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ellieiggy
posted a quote
May 8, 2012 11:07am UTC

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Never look down on someone,
Unless you're helping
them up
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April 7, 2012 3:23pm UTC

Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
The last thing I want to do is hurt you. But it's still on the list.
Children: You spend the first 2 years of their life teaching them to walk and talk. Then you spend the next 16 years telling them to sit down and shut-up.
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ellieiggy
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April 7, 2012 3:13pm UTC

Why is there an expiry date on my sour cream container? Why do we park on driveways and drive on parkways? Why do we send cargo by ship, and shipments by car? Why call it a building if it's already been built? How do you know when it's time to tune your bagpipes? What do sheep count when they can't get to sleep? Why is it when two planes almost hit each other it is called a "near miss"? Shouldn't it be called a "near hit"? What does Geronimo say when he jumps out of a plane? How do you KNOW it's new and improved dog food? Why do they put locks on the doors of 24-hour stores? What do they use to ship styrofoam? Why is it called rush hour when everything moves so slow? Why do they call then express lanes when during rush hour everything is stopped? Why is abreviation such a long word? If sour milk is used to make yogurt, how do you know when yogurt has gone bad? If 75% of all accidents happen within 5 miles of home, why not move 10 miles away? Why doesn't "onomatopoeia" sound like what it is? Why are they called 'stands' when they're made for sitting? Why does one get in trouble for WRECKless driving? Does a fish get cramps after eating? Why does "slow down" and "slow up" mean the same thing? Why is it that when you're driving and looking for an address, you turn down the volume on the radio? If you have your finger touching the rearview mirror that says -- "objects in mirror are closer than they appear", how can that be possible? If someone invented instant water, what would they mix it with? Why is it called a TV "set" when you only get one? Why does your nose run and your feet smell? Why does an alarm clock "go off" when it begins ringing? If pro is the opposite of con, is progress the opposite of congress? Why is it, whether you sit up or sit down, the result is the same?Why isn't "palindrome" spelled the same way backwards?

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