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MissAnna
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October 23, 2011 8:43pm UTC

my life:
PARENTS: I HAVE SUCH A PRETTY DAUGHTER.
GRANDPARENTS: HOW MANY BOYS HAVE YOU
GONE THROUGH THIS WEEK?
PEOPLE IN SCHOOL: & HERE WE HAVE THIS DEFORMED POTATO..

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idance
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October 15, 2011 3:19pm UTC

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xxPRINCESSSSxx
posted a quote
September 22, 2011 8:18pm UTC

Adele's Manager told her she
needed to lose weight
Adele said, "I make music for the ears, not the eyes."
♥

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_Macs_A_Toole_
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September 22, 2011 6:19pm UTC

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sucker_for_love
posted a quote
September 18, 2011 9:17am UTC

Last night,
Was Homecoming.
HE grabbed me by the hips and pulled me in. He put his body up against mine. He told me "i've been waiting for this for a long time" and he kissed me.
♥
J K .
I JUST BROKE A HEEL.
thth

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xbextruex
posted a quote
September 17, 2011 3:35pm UTC

Breaking a mirror
Is seven years of bad luck.
Breaking a condom
is 18 years of bad luck.

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GreenieXD
posted a quote
September 17, 2011 4:26pm UTC

JINGLE BELLS, FACEBOOK SMELLS TOOLBAR GO AWAY, MY SPACE YUCK, BEBO SUCKS, WITTY ALL THE WAY ♥

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XxprettixX
posted a quote
August 30, 2011 11:18am UTC

They didn't agree on much.
In fact,they rarely agreed on anything.
They fought all the time
and challenged each other everyday.
But, despite their differences,
they had one important thing in common.
They were crazy about each other.
-The Notebook
♥

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rachel6931
posted a quote
August 30, 2011 1:52pm UTC

While on Urban Dictonary;
I tried to search dick. By accident I typed it wrong and wrote "divk"
This is what came up:
Divk:
You spelt 'dick' wrong. Suck my divk and learn to type.
Never laughed so hard in my life. ♥
true story

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HerEyesHerEyes
posted a quote
August 30, 2011 3:28pm UTC

Beyonce
dated, married THEN had a baby.
Young ladies take note.

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JacobyLover2
posted a quote
August 30, 2011 9:43am UTC

"HA. I'm older!"
"HA. You''ll die first!"
"Since I'm older, I'll get my license first. Then
I'll run you over
with my car. Now who will die first? HA."

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kayleighxo6
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August 25, 2011 8:52pm UTC

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caitocutie
posted a quote
August 25, 2011 7:10pm UTC

Today,
my mom was reading the side-effects of her pills that get rid of her headaches.
Side effects may include:
Headaches.
Tell me how this pill works??

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Loserlikeme
posted a quote
August 24, 2011 12:31pm UTC

Yesterday,
I went to walmart with no make up, hair up, in my
pajamas. A 3 year old boy came up to me with a ring
pop. He told I was the most beautiful girl he had ever
seen and he asked me to marry him.
I said yes.

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leavingthelove
posted a quote
August 2, 2011 6:53pm UTC

" I'd rather have nothing and be with you,
than have everything and be without you."
-Jersey Shore

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edwardculen4life
posted a quote
August 2, 2011 8:02pm UTC

If one day you realize i haven't talked to you in a while it's not because i don't care its cause you pushed me away and left me there.
- The notebook. ♥

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soccermaniac1102
posted a quote
August 2, 2011 3:42pm UTC

☁☀☁
Oh how Sweet!
Some girl just gave me half of a peace sign…

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Kalliefornia
posted a quote
August 1, 2011 10:54pm UTC

if you wanna burn yourself,
remember that I love you ♥
if you wanna cut yourself,
remember that I love you ♥
if you wanna kill yourself,
remember that I love you ♥
call me up before you're dead
we can make some plans instead
send me an IM, i'll be your friend
♥♥♥

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