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yourcool
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December 11, 2012 5:37pm UTC

grandmother: how did we manage to stay together for 65 years?
grandfather: we were born in a time when if something was broken we would fix it, not throw it away.

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demons*
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December 5, 2012 7:33pm UTC

Person: Hey, I like that ban-
Me: REALLY?
Me: What's your favorite song?
Me: What's your favorite album?
Me: What's your favorite picture of one of them sleeping?

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Hoodratz
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December 5, 2012 8:24pm UTC

click to see this quote

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yourcool
posted a quote
December 5, 2012 8:21pm UTC

that five second wait before you
pick up the incoming call, so it doesn't seem like you're creepy for answering too fast.

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yourcool
posted a quote
December 5, 2012 8:25pm UTC

1: wets toothbrush
2: puts toothpaste on
3: wets toothbrush again
4: starts brushing teeth

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dooosh
posted a quote
December 5, 2012 6:21pm UTC

People who get offended on the internet are the same people that take mini golf seriously.

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yourcool
posted a quote
December 5, 2012 8:16pm UTC

because of all the technology we have today,
today's generation will never understand the horror when you got caught passing a note in class and the teacher making you read it out loud.

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

This quote does not exist.

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ThatsSoMeee
posted a quote
December 3, 2012 4:25pm UTC

I’d like a cheap date.
You know?
One of those nights where we could just lay a blanket
on the grass, and lay underneath the stars?
Share a conversation, build a bond,
share stories, and deep secrets.
Maybe a walk and a picnic at the park.
Something old fashioned beats anything,
rather than just watching a movie and eating dinner.
I’d like to do something nobody really does anymore.
Let’s have a cheap date.

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ThatsSoMeee
posted a quote
December 3, 2012 4:45pm UTC

Have you ever
thought about how many people think about you?
It’s so bizarre.
Imagine someone, out of the blue, thinking of your face.
Something happens; they remember you.
Your favorite song, how you dress, the way you talk,
the look in your eyes when you are happy.
They remember that about you,
even if you haven’t seen each other in years.
Everything in life is a reminder of a person,
a place, a moment.
You may think you’ve forgotten, but you haven’t.

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JustMeh
posted a quote
November 3, 2012 1:39pm UTC

Not one person wished me a happy birthday today.
Which I suppose is fair, since it isn't my birthday

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bye*
posted a quote
November 19, 2012 5:32pm UTC

i was in a hospital today and i saw this cute boy with a cast on his leg and my first thought was
hey this one can't run away

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Soccerfata
posted a quote
November 22, 2012 7:13pm UTC

"On average, there are seven people in the world that look similar to you."
I would like to meet these people and apologize.

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wittyquotesgurl
posted a quote
November 22, 2012 8:29pm UTC

I just want to let you know that you don't deserve anything
YOU'RE GOING THROUGH.

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OneDirectionQuotes
posted a quote
November 23, 2012 10:53am UTC

"What are your plans for the tour?
Are you gonna be bad boys?"
Harry: "We're gonna stay up late."
Liam: "We're gonna eat our dessert before dinner."

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sammy*
posted a quote
November 22, 2012 7:18pm UTC

Everyone deserves,
somebody who makes them
look forward to tomorrow.
nmf

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Hale_Storm18
posted a quote
November 22, 2012 9:06pm UTC

Going from "Today is a good day" to "I hate my life"
takes me approximately 2.6 seconds

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gracemiller27
posted a quote
November 22, 2012 6:23pm UTC

"Things will get easier, peoples minds will change and you should be alive to see it."
- Ellen DeGeneres
♥
I ♥ this quote so much.

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sammy*
posted a quote
November 22, 2012 7:32pm UTC

Pick your head up, Princesss.
you r crown is falling.

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hermione23katniss
posted a quote
October 28, 2012 7:43pm UTC

Who eIse remembers "Hottie Lamottie
with the swimmers body" from Hannah Montana?

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