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emilyy26
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August 7, 2011 2:57pm UTC
QUARPITAPHOBIA
;the fear of turning into a penguin <(")

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musicobsesd09
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February 10, 2011 4:16pm UTC
Doesn't it hurt when your best friend doesn't believe you when you tell them the truth?

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xmaemaex3
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February 10, 2011 5:39pm UTC
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toxicx3love
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February 10, 2011 12:23pm UTC
The prettiest girls;
have the ugliest secrets

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JockerDealWithIt
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February 10, 2011 3:26pm UTC
boy: is it in?
girl: yes . . .
boy: how does it feel?
girl: it hurts, but i really like it . . .
boy: okay.
let's see if this shoe comes in a bigger size .
fave if that isn't what you were thinking of ;)

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Electric_Rainbow
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February 10, 2011 2:21am UTC
♥♥♥
dad: why you crying?
girl: my boyfriend dumped me! dad:(grabs shot gun) I'll be back..
while later dad comes back,
girl:what the hell! why did you go kill him!
dad: I didn't
girl:where did you go?
dad: to get you icecream :D
girl:why the hell did you take the shot gun?!
dad: so I could get it for free,
♥♥♥♥

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krzykiaxoxo
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February 9, 2011 9:05pm UTC
Pssh...I don't hate you,
I just don't exactly
appreciate your existence .

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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iceicebaaaby
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February 9, 2011 4:16pm UTC
It's really hard to swallow twice in a row.
fave if you just tried ;)

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EdwardScissorhands
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February 4, 2011 7:21pm UTC
Hi, I'm on my period
Talk to me, and i'll punch you in the face.

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MeMyselfSaira
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February 4, 2011 7:10pm UTC
I hope that when he sees me,
with another guy, it hurts him, just as much as it hurts me to see him with another girl.
-.♥.-

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JockerDealWithIt
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February 4, 2011 8:32pm UTC
I don't like math ,«
» because i dont feel comftrable talking about
my Ex's & Why's.

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WabyK
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February 4, 2011 2:45pm UTC
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NevaehStarr
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February 4, 2011 8:33pm UTC
Looking at your old crush and saying..
What the hell!? Was I on crack??

Credit to whomever.

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An'*
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February 4, 2011 7:31pm UTC
people only notice you
after you stop paying attention to them.♥

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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jellybelly001
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February 4, 2011 3:07pm UTC
"Oh Hot Damn" →
fave if you just said "this is my jam" ;D

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spongemonkey1442
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February 3, 2011 9:17pm UTC
i
does this look like a zombie to anyone else??

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adam_lambert_x0
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February 3, 2011 5:52pm UTC
It's funny, isn't it ; how one moment
c a n c h a n g e a m i l l i o n a f t e r t h a t. ♥

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lovestruck21
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February 3, 2011 7:19pm UTC
I wish I could go back to when I first met you
and just
walk away.

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