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January 29, 2009 7:58pm UTC

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eftihia95
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January 29, 2009 7:34pm UTC

micro-phobia
the fear of small people
or oompaloompas
haha, my friend actually has this &&+
she cries when she watches Charlie
and the Chocolate Factory.

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eftihia95
posted a quote
January 29, 2009 6:54pm UTC

this kid accidentally cut off the tip of
another kids finger in my school.
&&+
my friend got a [detention] for being a
witness.
[teachers suck]

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eftihia95
posted a quote
January 29, 2009 6:46pm UTC

did anyone else. . .
start bawling and throw
new moon at the wall when
[edward] left?...
{|didn't Stephanie Meyer know what that would do to us?|}
partial credit.

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January 29, 2009 6:21pm UTC

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eftihia95
posted a quote
January 25, 2009 6:47pm UTC

&+ i think
you should just wear a condom
on your head,
bacause if your going to
act like a dick,
you might as well dress like one.

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eftihia95
posted a quote
January 25, 2009 6:31pm UTC

i wake up [every evening],
with a big smile on my [face].
&&+ it never feels [out of place].
gives you hell-all american rejects

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eftihia95
posted a quote
January 25, 2009 3:16pm UTC

Cell Phone Math =D
1. Get a calculator.
2. Put in the first three digits in your phone number. NOT THE AREA CODE.
3. Multiply by 80
4. Add 1
5. Multiply by 250
6. Add the last 4 digits of your phone number
7. Add the last 4 digits of your phone number again
8. Subtract 250
9. Divide number by 2
Do you recognize the number?
not minee but cool!

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eftihia95
posted a quote
January 24, 2009 10:01am UTC

thinking of you gets me all excited
like a little kid getting a note in their lunchbox.(:
not minee. no credit.

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eftihia95
posted a quote
January 24, 2009 9:58am UTC

Afreind
will comfort you when your boyfriend breaks up with you
Abestfriend
will chase him down the hallway screaming
"I ALWAYS KNEW YOU WERE GAY!"

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eftihia95
posted a quote
January 24, 2009 9:45am UTC

Knight In Shining Armor.
Pssshh...
[my boy in a soccer jersey is way better]
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eftihia95
posted a quote
January 24, 2009 9:43am UTC

A friend will take you to CVS to buy a
pregnancy test; A BEST FRIEND will
stand outside the bathroom screaming
Name it after me!
not minee but luved it!

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eftihia95
posted a quote
January 20, 2009 8:10pm UTC

O.B.A.M.A.
AKA: the man with that
sexy missel proof cadillac
limo.

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eftihia95
posted a quote
January 19, 2009 7:40pm UTC

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eftihia95
posted a quote
January 19, 2009 1:02pm UTC

&&+ who says,
i can't wear my converse,
with my dress? well baby,
thats just me.

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eftihia95
posted a quote
January 19, 2009 12:47pm UTC

and im the type of girl
who calls the cable guy to fix the tv,
when it wasn't even plugged-in in
the first place.

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eftihia95
posted a quote
January 19, 2009 12:08pm UTC

&&+we'vefinallycometotheconclusion
that the only reason we are not sisters,is cuz God knew
that neither of our parents could handle the both of us.

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eftihia95
posted a quote
January 19, 2009 12:02pm UTC

sisters,
is an understatement.
crazy,
is under exaggerating.
but baby, thats just us <33

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eftihia95
posted a quote
January 19, 2009 11:51am UTC

did you know
i've been struck by
lightnin' seven times?
-the curious case of Benjamin Button

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eftihia95
posted a quote
January 19, 2009 11:40am UTC

a bad surgeon hurts one person at a time.
a bad teacher hurts 30.
&&+ yes. we really do hate school that much.

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