ecawesomeness posted a quote
May 12, 2013 2:38am UTC
*at school* teacher: if the fire alarm rings and there's an actual fire, no matter what you do, you must go to the field. that is the only way you'll be safe and make it out alive. do you understand me? you must go to the field. kid: but what if the field is the one on fire?
ecawesomeness posted a quote
May 10, 2013 4:06am UTC
person: *rubs lamp* genie: *appears* genie: I am the genie of the lamp! genie: I have come to grant you three wishes! genie: what is your first wish? person: more wishes genie: a genie can only grant you three wishes person: more genies! *more genies appear* genie: f//ck nmq
There's always that one kid who's way too smart for his own good. Teacher: the answer to problem number four is 36 Smart Kid: Um, teacher, actually, I got 39... Teacher: You're saying that your answer is different from the answer key's answer...? Smart Kid: Yes Teacher: You know what? Maybe the answer key made a mistake. I think we should all do problem number four to see if we get 39 instead of 36. Smart Kid: *gets problem right* Smart Kid: *is smarter than answer key*
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ecawesomeness posted a quote
April 29, 2013 6:06am UTC
Seeing a good quote from a year ago; should I favorite?? would that seem stalkerish?? it's from a year ago... but it's such an amazing quote!! maybe the writer won't mind. but what if she does??? what if she thinks I'm some creep? what if she's waiting on someone else to fave it? screw this.
ecawesomeness posted a quote
April 28, 2013 10:11pm UTC
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ecawesomeness posted a quote
April 28, 2013 5:55am UTC
you know how in movies, the person is always alone and then the killer shows up out of nowhere and he's just standing there and then you see him and scream? well I was watching one of those shows, and I thought to myself, "this would be a perfect time for the killer to show up," and then he did, and then I began screaming, until I remembered I already knew it was going to happen.
ecawesomeness posted a quote
April 26, 2013 10:23am UTC
*in gym class while teacher is dressed like a s//ut* friend1: the gym teacher hates me. I don't know why. me: me too. well she dresses like a s//ut friend2: same here. she's gonna become a str//pper. teacher: *overhears conversation* teacher: *gives us dirty look* friend1: i think I figured out why she hates us
ecawesomeness posted a quote
April 25, 2013 8:55am UTC
Once, we were joking about plagerism in class, and my teacher called me over and gave me a lecture about plagerism and asked me "so what were you talking about?" and I told her about the joke, and she was like "well that's just a joke. what's the big deal?" and I was like, "...I don't know...you're the one that called me over..." f o r m a t j i m m y 3 6 5
ecawesomeness posted a quote
April 5, 2013 6:52am UTC
At a concert, the singer asked for total silence. Then, he began to clap his hands, once every few seconds. He said, "Every time I clap my hands, a child in Africa dies." Suddenly, someone yelled from the front row, "Well, stop f//cking doing it!" nmq