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eatmoarcookies

1. eatmoarcookies
   posted a quote
   September 27, 2010 10:53pm UTC
   when nothing goes right...
   go left
   
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2. eatmoarcookies
   posted a quote
   September 4, 2010 12:39am UTC
   Can you read this?
   What about now?
   Can you still read this?
   WHAT? You can STILL read this?
   Are you using a magnifying glass?
   Cheater! You're squinting!
   [inserts random letters]
   ABHSQJBWUJDL
   
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3. eatmoarcookies
   posted a quote
   September 4, 2010 12:28am UTC
   Type your name: laura
   Type your name only one finger: laura
   Type your name with your elbow: lzaufrza
   Type your name with your tounge: laura
   Type your name with your chin: ,lazura
   Type your name with your toe: laura
   Type your name with your nose:lauraq
   
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4. eatmoarcookies
   posted a quote
   September 4, 2010 12:20am UTC
   There was once a little girl with a monster inside her.
   Every night she would sit on her bed a pray that the terrible monster would go away.
   A month later her wish came true.
   But it only lasted, until the pain came back once more.
   She would go through the pain with out saying a word.
   Until she couldn't bear it anymore.
   When she was rushed to the hospital again.
   The doctor looked at her with sad eyes.
   She knew what was coming.
   For this had happened before and she knew it was all for nothing.
   She closed her eyes as a tear ran down her cheek.
   She slowly leaned over to the doctor's ear and whispered.
   "Is the cancer back?"
   This belongs to eatmoarcookies (that's me).
   
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5. eatmoarcookies
   posted a quote
   September 2, 2010 11:48pm UTC
   I'm single and proud of it.
   
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6. eatmoarcookies
   posted a quote
   September 2, 2010 11:00pm UTC
   I think I just wasted my whole summer.
   But that's okay, it was worth it.
   
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7. eatmoarcookies
   posted a quote
   September 2, 2010 10:45pm UTC
   ~noʎ ǝʌoן ı 'sıɥʇ pɐǝɹ noʎ ɟı~
   
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8. eatmoarcookies
   posted a quote
   September 2, 2010 9:54pm UTC
   What are you looking at?
   O_O
   
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9. eatmoarcookies
   posted a quote
   September 2, 2010 9:26pm UTC
   I'm so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying.
   --Oscar Wilde
   
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10. eatmoarcookies
    posted a quote
    September 2, 2010 8:35pm UTC
    Hi. I'm alive and that's all that matters. <3
    
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