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ducknamyte

1. ducknamyte
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   March 19, 2012 6:20pm UTC
   -A day tonight!
   
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2. ducknamyte
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   January 28, 2012 3:26pm UTC
   when witty was colorful.....
   
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3. ducknamyte
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   January 8, 2012 3:02pm UTC
   THE FEELING WHENE HE IS ONLINE :)
   
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4. ducknamyte
   posted a quote
   December 20, 2011 10:00pm UTC
   Boy: dad when i grow up i want to be like you!
   Dad: why to have all the muscles and all the beauty that i have?
   Boy:NOOO! for having a child like me.
   Fave this pliss ;)
   
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5. ducknamyte
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   December 20, 2011 6:02pm UTC
   Too fat: CAN'T WEAR SKINNY JEANS!!
   Too skinny: STILL CAN'T WEAR SKINNY JEANS!!
   
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6. ducknamyte
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   December 20, 2011 5:54pm UTC
   I always bite my straws while I'm drinking something!!
   Fave if you too.
   
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7. ducknamyte
   posted a quote
   December 20, 2011 1:04pm UTC
   Fave If You have done at least one Of These Before :
   1) Walked into a room, forgot what you needed, walked out, and then remembered.
   2) When you were younger, drew the sun in the corner of the paper.
   ... ...
   3) When you Were Little, thought the shape of a real heart was actually "♥"
   4) Closed the fridge door really slow, just to see when the lights went off.
   5) Tried to balance the light , between the ON & OFF
   6) follow if you are laughing now :)
   
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8. ducknamyte
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   December 19, 2011 11:28pm UTC
   Maybe you should eat your make up for you to try to be pretty on the inside :)
   
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9. ducknamyte
   posted a quote
   December 19, 2011 11:21pm UTC
   got 33 seconds to repost this if not your mom dies in 33 days
   HEY ALL THE ONEST THAT READ THIS IS NOT ME I WAS SCARED OF MY MOM DYING SERIOUSLY PLISS DONT BE MAD AT ME :/
   
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10. ducknamyte
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    December 19, 2011 1:27pm UTC
    Boy: how can I tell her i love you?
    Girl: Just Do It !!
    Boy: ok let´s practice it with you
    Girl: Ok!
    Boy: I love you
    Girl: I love you to, now go and tell her
    Boy: i just did <3
    add to faves and follow i´ll do the same
    
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11. ducknamyte
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    December 18, 2011 11:59pm UTC
    The akward moment when you´re singing on the shower and suddenly you notice that somenone heard you :P
    
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