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duckloverr26

1. duckloverr26
   posted a quote
   November 15, 2011 10:46pm UTC
   Want to hear a joke?
   when I am in a corn maze
   I feel like I am being stalked
   now thats a corny joke
   credstomyfriendrachel(:
   
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2. duckloverr26
   posted a quote
   November 8, 2011 9:57pm UTC
   OMG MW3 IS SO MUCH FUN..
   LOLJK
   I HAVE A LIFE
   
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3. duckloverr26
   posted a quote
   October 19, 2011 10:27pm UTC
   Format by Xxprett
   ixX
   i wish my
   lunch
   ladies...
   let me pay them in TRIDENT LAYERS
   ♥
   Format by XxprettixX removal of this credit is punishable by death.
   
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4. duckloverr26
   posted a quote
   October 11, 2011 8:08pm UTC
   that moment when you want to slap your friends when they say...
   Hey look! Its A MAN...DUHHH
   ♥
   
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5. duckloverr26
   posted a quote
   October 11, 2011 8:03pm UTC
   AMANDA PLEASE!
   CLICK THE HEAR IF YOU REMEMBER
   <3
   
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6. duckloverr26
   posted a quote
   October 10, 2011 11:25pm UTC
   l i f e's t o u g h
   get a helmet♥
   nmq
   
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7. duckloverr26
   posted a quote
   October 6, 2011 9:57pm UTC
   thanks
   to
   Phineas
   and Ferb
   i know
   what i can do next summer
   ♥♥
   Format by XxprettixX
   
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8. duckloverr26
   posted a quote
   October 6, 2011 9:51pm UTC
   Without Steve
   Jobs...
   apple..
   is just a fruit
   nmf
   cred.to
   xomeg18xo .
   
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9. duckloverr26
   posted a quote
   October 4, 2011 11:51pm UTC
   THE AWKWARD MOMENT WHEN
   YOUR PLAYING MAN-HUNT WITH YOUR FRIENDS AND YOUR NEIGHBORS CALL
   THE COPS ON YOU.
   nmf
   
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10. duckloverr26
    posted a quote
    October 4, 2011 11:47pm UTC
    THE AWKWARD MOMENT WHEN
    YOUR IN THE CAR WITH YOUR FRIEND AND THEN THEIR MOM STARTING YELLING AT THEM AND YOUR JUST AWKWARDLY SITTING THERE NOT KNOW WHAT YOU SHOULD DO.
    <3
    
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11. duckloverr26
    posted a quote
    October 4, 2011 11:30pm UTC
    OCTOBER
    is breast cancer awareness month
    click the (<3)
    to show support
    for those who have fought
    are fighting
    and those who have lost their life due to breast cancer
    <3
    
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12. duckloverr26
    posted a quote
    September 25, 2011 12:26am UTC
    That Awkward Moment When
    you have this great quote and expect like 1000 likes and get like 3.
    ♥
    
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13. duckloverr26
    posted a quote
    September 25, 2011 12:12am UTC
    remember when
    i gave a f*ck?
    yeah.
    neither do i.
    
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14. duckloverr26
    posted a quote
    September 25, 2011 12:07am UTC
    That Awkward Moment When...
    you go to open a card and you think money is inside
    and nothing is .
    and then you get all sad
    ♥
    
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15. duckloverr26
    posted a quote
    September 21, 2011 10:55pm UTC
    and i'm jealous,
    of every girl that has ever hugged
    him.
    Because for those few seconds...
    she held my whole world
    ♥
    
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16. duckloverr26
    posted a quote
    September 21, 2011 10:51pm UTC
    Everybody dies but not everyone
    LIVES
    ♥
    
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17. duckloverr26
    posted a quote
    September 21, 2011 10:42pm UTC
    SHOUT OUT TO MY HATERS
    SORRY YOU COULDN'T
    PHASE ME
    ♥
    
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18. duckloverr26
    posted a quote
    September 20, 2011 10:37pm UTC
    my hearts a stereo
    it beats
    for you so
    l i s t e n c l o s e
    <3
    
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19. duckloverr26
    posted a quote
    September 20, 2011 9:56pm UTC
    *footsteps coming up the stairs*
    *quickly closes witty window*
    mom: your doing your homework right?
    you: *nervously* yes
    *mom leaves*
    you: wow... that was close...
    *puts books down and opens witty back up*
    am i the only one?
    <3
    
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20. duckloverr26
    posted a quote
    September 19, 2011 12:15am UTC
    Never be sad for what is over,
    • just be glad that it was once yours•
    nmq/nmf
    
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