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  1. drlaud drlaud
    posted a quote
    November 1, 2009 6:02pm UTC
    Cover your mouth with your hand
    2. Make a wish
    3.Close your hand (fist)
    4. Hold your hand at heart for 5 seconds
    5. Send this to 3 more pictires
    6. Tomorrow will be the best day ever
    if you wished for Money- you will find a wad of $200 in cash
    if you wished for Love- Your crush or lover will kiss you or ask you out

  2. drlaud drlaud
    posted a quote
    November 1, 2009 6:01pm UTC
    Cover your mouth with your hand
    2. Make a wish
    3.Close your hand (fist)
    4. Hold your hand at heart for 5 seconds
    5. Send this to 3 more pictires
    6. Tomorrow will be the best day ever
    if you wished for Money- you will find a wad of $200 in cash
    if you wished for Love- Your crush or lover will kiss you or ask you out

  3. drlaud drlaud
    posted a quote
    November 1, 2009 6:00pm UTC
    Cover your mouth with your hand
    2. Make a wish
    3.Close your hand (fist)
    4. Hold your hand at heart for 5 seconds
    5. Send this to 3 more pictires
    6. Tomorrow will be the best day ever
    if you wished for Money- you will find a wad of $200 in cash
    if you wished for Love- Your crush or lover will kiss you or ask you out

  4. drlaud drlaud
    posted a quote
    October 31, 2009 12:41pm UTC
    kissing test
    1.hold you breath
    2.click add a quote
    3. copy, paste, and change the color of "kissing test"
    4. add this quote
    5.good now ,if you did it without breathing you are a good kisser or your comuter is fast
    Im gooood!

  5. drlaud drlaud
    posted a quote
    June 20, 2009 10:38pm UTC
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  6. drlaud drlaud
    posted a quote
    June 18, 2009 2:07pm UTC
    kissing test
    1.hold you breath
    2.click add a quote
    3.copy and past this quote
    4.good now ,if you did it without breathing you are a good kisser or your comuter is fast lol.

  7. drlaud drlaud
    posted a quote
    June 10, 2009 2:48pm UTC
    Danielle:)
    credit to meganxoox32

  8. drlaud drlaud
    posted a quote
    June 7, 2009 9:05pm UTC
    Don't read this or else you'll have to repost it! I DIDN'T START THIS!!!!! I read it and I was scared!
    crazy1 86: hey baby!!!
    h0tNsPiCy91: who is this???
    crazy1 86: ur secret admirer!!!!!
    h0tNsPiCy91: oh really.... quit lyin! who is this???
    crazy1 86: i loved u the first time a stared in your eyes...
    crazy1 86: i think about u everyday... you are my dream come true.
    crazy1 86: we met once! i dont think u remember tho.
    crazy1 86: i cut myself because the pain takes away my feelings of u.
    crazy1 86: u will see me sometime tonight....
    h0tNsPiCy91: ..WHO IS THIS!?!?!?
    crazy1 86:dont worry.... ill take very good care of you...
    crazy1 86 had signed off.
    The girl was so scared she locked all her doors and windows. She made sure her room was secured. She wasn't sure if it was a joke or for real. She didn't know when he was going to come. The girl was so frightened she decided to sleep with her little sister. The girl dozed off quickly.
    Then she heard a knock on the window. The girl slowly walked to the window. It started knocking louder. The girl looked through the windows and saw nothing... just some of the tree branches. The girl went back to bed with her sister. The bed was wet and had a pretty horrid smell. Maybe her sister wet the bed... the girl checked and found blood everywhere. The girl panicked. She didn't know what to do. She ran and hid in the closet in case the killer was there for her. While looking through the cracks of the closet the girl saw a shadow. It was dark, so she couldn't figure out who it was. She started to get more frightened. The shadow crept closer to the closet. The girl closed her eyes as if it was a dream. Then suddenly he opened the closet door and pulled her out.
    Her parents found her dead the next morning. She was completely skinned and hanging in her sister's closet. The younger sister was also found skinned and dead.
    PART 2...
    Two years after the Smith sisters deaths, the parents had a baby boy. The girl's room became a guest room and the little sister's room where the murder took place became the baby's room. The baby grew up to be a successful kid.
    One night he was on the computer and received an instant message.
    h0tNsPiCy91: Hey lil bro!!!
    2seXay4u: Who the eff is this?
    h0tNsPiCy91: It's your big sis.
    2seXay4u: I never had a sister. I'm an only child.
    2seXay4u: This is some kinda joke, huh?
    h0tNsPiCy91: Mom and dad never told you?
    h0tNsPiCy91: I died 15 years ago with your other older sister.
    h0tNsPiCy91: We were murdered in your room which was once my little sister's room. She was killed in bed when I was sleeping. I was killed in the closet and skinned to death.
    2seXay4u: Quit lying. I never had a sister. If I did my parents would have told me. Whatever. Your stupid.
    h0tNsPiCy91: You don't believe me? Well if you wanna look in your closet floor.
    h0tNsPiCy91: I carved my name and the time and date I was being murdered. Then I carved my little sister's name.
    h0tNsPiCy91: If you don't believe me little brother check the internet. Google on ''Smith sisters murdered anonymously''.
    h0tNsPiCy91: I gtg little brother. I love you and mom and dad soo much. I can't believe they kept us a secret from you. They should burn in hell.
    The boy checked the closet. He saw the carvings. Was it true? He surfed the internet and information was there about the anonymous murder in the house. The next morning the boy went downstairs. It was so quiet. Maybe his parents were sleeping. Hours later the boy found his parents in their closet skinned and hanged. Then he found more carvings on the ground. They said ''I TOLD YOU I WASN'T LYING LITTLE BROTHER, I LOVED MOM AND DAD.... BUT THEY KEPT ME A SECRET. I CAN'T BELIEVE IT. WELL I'M FREE FROM THIS COLD WORLD, I WON'T HURT YOU LIKE I HURT THEM. I LOVE YOU!"
    - LISA SMITH
    This is a death chain letter. If you don't repost this in the next hour, the parents will kill you at night. They will kill you!
    DON'T BELIEVE ME? LOOK IT UP IN GOOGLE!

  9. drlaud drlaud
    posted a quote
    March 23, 2009 5:58pm UTC
    Girl, put your records on, tell me your favourite song
    You go ahead, let your hair down
    Sapphire and faded jeans, I hope you get your dreams,
    Just go ahead, let your hair down.
    You're gonna find yourself somewhere, somehow

  10. drlaud drlaud
    posted a quote
    March 16, 2009 11:29am UTC
    ♥HOW GUYS FLIRT 101♥:
    > He stares at you a lot
    > He hits you a lot(playfully)
    >He uses the first thing that pops into his head to start a converstaion with you
    >He yelled, "HI" to your mom that day she picked you up from school
    > He tries to make you laugh anyway even if he gets hurt in the process
    > His voice gets softer when ever you two talk
    > You hung up on him. He called you back
    > You where invited by him to a group outin
    >He called you to talk about nothing at all.
    > He imitates your laugh Which makes you laugh even harder
    > He remembers little things you mention in casual conversation
    > He sometimes stares straight into your eyes.
    >He uses every possible way to touch you (your hair, face, thighs, etc.)
    Now make a wish. > >>
    > >>
    > >>
    > >> ♥>♥>♥>♥>>♥>♥>♥>♥>>♥
    > >>
    > >>
    > >> ♥>♥>♥>♥>>♥>♥>♥>♥>>♥
    > >>
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    Ok stop!!
    Your wish will come true if you repost this
    If you don't repost this then you will never get asked out
    or you will lose the one you love!
    Repost this in 15 min and your wish will come true in 5 days.
    Repost this in 10 min and your wish will come true in 3 days.
    Repost this in 5 min and your wish will come true in 1 day.
    <33333333333333333333333333333333333

  11. drlaud drlaud
    posted a quote
    January 4, 2009 11:47am UTC
    Live Everday, as if it were your last....♥
    rate high...pleasse....thanks

  12. drlaud drlaud
    posted a quote
    January 2, 2009 12:45pm UTC
    I guess it's true that love was all you wanted
    Cause you're giving it away like it's extra change
    Hoping it will end up in his pocket
    But he leaves you out like a penny in the rain
    Oh, cause it's not his price to pay
    Not his price to pay...
    Rate high.....taylor swift tied together with a smile

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