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1. doyouwantapotato
   posted a quote
   November 12, 2011 10:44am UTC
   Dear “laughter is the best medicine,"
   It’s really not.
   Sincerely,
   Jaw Surgery
   
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2. doyouwantapotato
   posted a quote
   November 10, 2011 7:16pm UTC
   Thatawkwardmomentwhen...
   you try to grab someone sexy and tell them 'hey', but your hand hits the mirror.
   
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3. doyouwantapotato
   posted a quote
   November 10, 2011 6:52pm UTC
   i wish
   
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4. doyouwantapotato
   posted a quote
   November 10, 2011 6:37pm UTC
   stefanie sarkis
   get
   it
   on
   
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5. doyouwantapotato
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   November 10, 2011 6:32pm UTC
   Regan barber; hello georgous
   
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6. doyouwantapotato
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   November 10, 2011 6:27pm UTC
   Stefanie Migs
   HAY G
   
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7. doyouwantapotato
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   November 10, 2011 6:00pm UTC
   Fav if..
   you're thinking of the color orange <3
   now you are..
   
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8. doyouwantapotato
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   November 10, 2011 5:52pm UTC
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9. doyouwantapotato
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   November 10, 2011 5:02pm UTC
   What's that in your eye?
   Oh wait.
   It's just a twinkle.
   
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10. doyouwantapotato
    posted a quote
    November 9, 2011 7:32pm UTC
    Everbody has an
    a d d i c t i o n ;
    mine just happens to be y o u <3
    
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11. doyouwantapotato
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    November 9, 2011 6:44pm UTC
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12. doyouwantapotato
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    November 9, 2011 6:20pm UTC
    Fake friends are like shadows:
    always near you at your brightest moments,
    BUT NOWHERE TO BE SEEN AT YOUR DARKEST HOUR
    
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13. doyouwantapotato
    posted a quote
    November 9, 2011 5:56pm UTC
    90% of people marry their 7th - 12th grade love.♥
    Since you have read this, you will be told good news tonight.
    If you don't repost this, your worst week starts now.
    
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14. doyouwantapotato
    posted a quote
    November 9, 2011 5:46pm UTC
    Wanna hear a joke about a bird?
    nevermind, its hawkward.
    
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