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downtownaliciabrown

1. downtownaliciabrown
   posted a quote
   January 1, 2012 5:51pm UTC
   I haven't peed since last year...
   
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2. downtownaliciabrown
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   December 29, 2011 11:49pm UTC
   S[he] be[lie]ve[d]
   
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3. downtownaliciabrown
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   December 28, 2011 11:12am UTC
   Why is my best friend always mistaken for my boyfriend?
   The sad thing is
   I wish it were true...
   
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4. downtownaliciabrown
   posted a quote
   December 24, 2011 1:18pm UTC
   If someone asks " How are you?"
   We say "Good."
   But do they really want to know....
   
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5. downtownaliciabrown
   posted a quote
   December 22, 2011 11:11am UTC
   LIVE LAUGH LOVE
   live life laugh often and love much
   
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6. downtownaliciabrown
   posted a quote
   December 21, 2011 8:28pm UTC
   Who else wakes up every morning thinking that it's weird the person you're going to marry is walking on the Earth
   and
   wondering if you've already met them?
   
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7. downtownaliciabrown
   posted a quote
   December 21, 2011 8:21pm UTC
   If it's called Good Luck Charlie and Amy is pregnant again, Teddy is gonna need to start giving advice to the new baby, so will it be called Good Luck Charlie now give that advice to the new baby?
   I think Disney is running outta ideas and added a new baby so people would watch.
   
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8. downtownaliciabrown
   posted a quote
   December 21, 2011 7:52pm UTC
   If he says you need a break it means it's over, it's not gonna work out.
   
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9. downtownaliciabrown
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   December 21, 2011 7:46pm UTC
   We all get boogers, it's okay.
   
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