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  1. Jade672 Jade672
    posted a quote
    November 4, 2011 12:22pm UTC
    Kim Kardashian's marriage
    was shorter than the line of trick or treaters at casey anthonys house
    credit;yourbackbonebroseph

  2. DamnnTaylerx DamnnTaylerx
    posted a quote
    November 3, 2011 5:03pm UTC
    CHOOSE THE GUY
    who takes you to his house
    to meet his Parents.
    not his bedroom.

  3. Ralph* Ralph*
    posted a quote
    November 3, 2011 3:13pm UTC
    Don't be the girl chasing a million
    guys, have a million guys chase you.♥

  4. kaciexoxmcginley kaciexoxmcginley
    posted a quote
    November 4, 2011 3:51pm UTC
    Does anyone else
    GET SCARED WHEN A TEXT READS
    "Can I ask you a question?"

  5. deefw427 deefw427
    posted a quote
    November 1, 2011 5:05pm UTC
    sleep is my drug,
    my bed is my dealer,
    and my alarm clock is the police

  6. CameraKissinLosers CameraKissinLosers
    posted a quote
    November 5, 2011 8:53pm UTC
    click to see this quote

  7. LoveLikeWoexD LoveLikeWoexD
    posted a quote
    November 5, 2011 8:29pm UTC
    So.. Hows life treating you.?
    Like I ran over its dog.
    nmq/nmf

  8. JustDropItLikeItsHot JustDropItLikeItsHot
    posted a quote
    November 5, 2011 9:55pm UTC
    click to see this quote

  9. pigglywiggly pigglywiggly
    posted a quote
    November 5, 2011 8:01pm UTC
    Go tell him he's cute. What's the worst that could happen?
    He could hear me.

  10. Puffball55 Puffball55
    posted a quote
    November 5, 2011 9:05pm UTC
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    If I had a snowflake for everytime I thought of you,
    We would never have to go to school.
    ------------------------

  11. xoalicecullenxo xoalicecullenxo
    posted a quote
    November 5, 2011 8:23pm UTC
    Life's A Crazy Ride,
    but I wouldn't mind it if I had you by my side ♥ ♥ ♥

  12. BREAKTHROUGH_ BREAKTHROUGH_
    posted a quote
    November 5, 2011 8:31pm UTC
    Just because her eyes don't tear
    doesn't mean her heart doesn't cry.
    Just because she comes off strong,
    doesn't mean there's nothing wrong.

  13. An'* An'*
    posted a quote
    November 5, 2011 8:56pm UTC
    my house is on my streEt,
    but my home is in your arms. ♥

  14. An'* An'*
    posted a quote
    November 5, 2011 8:45pm UTC
    if you asked me for my heart,
    there's no way that i'll say no. ♥

  15. SLERP SLERP
    posted a quote
    November 5, 2011 8:07pm UTC
    Dear iPhone,
    Please stop changing my rude words into nice ones.
    You piece of shut.

  16. Alysssa Alysssa
    posted a quote
    July 5, 2011 11:25pm UTC
    It may seem as the hardest thing to do,
    but you have to forget about the guy who forgot about you.
    -The Notebook.

  17. wittygirl2010 wittygirl2010
    posted a quote
    July 6, 2011 11:48am UTC
    Regrets&Mistakes
    are the two components that makes the best memories ever .

  18. wittygirl2010 wittygirl2010
    posted a quote
    July 6, 2011 12:17pm UTC
    She dreamt so big
    just to fall as hard .

  19. clairebear789 clairebear789
    posted a quote
    July 5, 2011 11:01pm UTC
    i am nowhere
    near p e r f e c t,
    i eat when i am bored,
    i fall for boys easily.
    im vulnerable to believing lies...
    im hoping...
    {that one day, i won't need a fake smile}
    i live by quotes that explain exactly
    what im going through,
    i make up excuses for everything.
    i have bestfriends, and enemies,
    i have drama, and memories,.
    &that's life.
    live it, love it, and learn from it.
    nmf.

  20. iceberg124 iceberg124
    posted a quote
    July 5, 2011 11:01pm UTC
    because,
    you saw me when i was invisible. ♥
    credit to: lyssaroo7

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