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dopefreshsaaan

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Member Since: 30 Jun 2012 09:01pm

Last Seen: 22 Jul 2012 02:41am

user id: 313558

My name is Aphrodite. yup.

dopefreshsaaan
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July 1, 2012 5:59pm UTC
I’d like to have a child one day.
Two days, tops.
Follow me, I follow back!

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dopefreshsaaan
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July 1, 2012 5:42pm UTC
Being fat is like a trophy for all of the awesome food you ate.
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dopefreshsaaan
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July 1, 2012 5:40pm UTC
Best friend:
the one you can get mad at only for a short period because you have important stuff to tell them

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dopefreshsaaan
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June 30, 2012 9:10pm UTC
Lazy Rule:
If it falls under the bed, it’s gone.
Forever.

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dopefreshsaaan
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June 30, 2012 9:08pm UTC
Walmart: “Let’s buy 30 cash registers and only keep 2 open!”

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dopefreshsaaan
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June 30, 2012 9:06pm UTC
In 2013, my first quote will be “is anyone alive?”

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