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doobiedoo

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1. doobiedoo
   posted a quote
   March 28, 2012 8:25pm UTC
   I hate when its dark and your brain is all "you know what we havent thought about in a while...demons."
   
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2. doobiedoo
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   March 9, 2012 2:45pm UTC
   The awkward moment when you pull your blankets up & punch yourself in the face.
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3. doobiedoo
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   March 9, 2012 2:22pm UTC
   The awkward moment when someones voice doesn't match their appearance.
   
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4. doobiedoo
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   March 6, 2012 6:24pm UTC
   If you were born in the 90's The best P.E. lessons involved a rainbow colored parachute.
   
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5. doobiedoo
   posted a quote
   March 6, 2012 6:21pm UTC
   Having those weird conversations with your friends & thinking if anyone heard us right now, we'd be put into a mental hospital...XD X
   
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6. doobiedoo
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   March 6, 2012 6:19pm UTC
   Saying The Entire Alphabet... Because You Can't Remeber What Letter Comes Next!!!!!! :D!!!!fddf
   
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7. doobiedoo
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   March 6, 2012 6:15pm UTC
   *A nerdy guys phone goes off* Jock: Who was that, your girlfriend? *Everyone laughs* Nerd: Nope. It was yours. *Dead silence*
   
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8. doobiedoo
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   March 6, 2012 6:12pm UTC
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9. doobiedoo
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   March 5, 2012 8:47pm UTC
   That awkward moment when everyone is talking in class and it gets completely silent the second you say something stupid...
   
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10. doobiedoo
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    March 5, 2012 8:44pm UTC
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11. doobiedoo
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    March 5, 2012 8:41pm UTC
    1 universe, 9 planets, 204 countries, 809 islands,7 seas, over 7 billion people and I'm still single!
    
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12. doobiedoo
    posted a quote
    March 5, 2012 8:36pm UTC
    Mom: What did you learn at school today sweetie? Me: Obviously not enough. I have to go back tomorrow!
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13. doobiedoo
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    March 5, 2012 8:34pm UTC
    The awkward moment when you can't read your own handwriting and you're like "WTF did I just write?!"
    
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14. doobiedoo
    posted a quote
    March 5, 2012 8:30pm UTC
    My Brain: 5% names, 3% phone numbers, 2% stuff I should know for school, 90% song lyrics :D
    
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15. doobiedoo
    posted a quote
    March 5, 2012 8:27pm UTC
    I hate when a waiter asks, "Are you done with that?" when my plate is completely empty. - No, Clearly I want to eat the plate too. -.-
    
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16. doobiedoo
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    March 5, 2012 8:25pm UTC
    The awkward moment when you're trying to be totally serious but something makes you laugh.
    
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17. doobiedoo
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    March 5, 2012 8:21pm UTC
    When it's your parents money, you don't care but when it's your money, you look at the price tag and say " HELLL NOOO"
    
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18. doobiedoo
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    March 5, 2012 8:18pm UTC
    I love how in scary movies & the person yells out, "Hello??" As if the bad guy is gonna be like, "Yeah, Im in the kitchen! Want a sandwich?"
    
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19. doobiedoo
    posted a quote
    March 5, 2012 8:14pm UTC
    A guy and his girl were standing in front of a mirror: The girl asked, "What do you see?" The guy smiled and said, "The rest of my life." ♥
    
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20. doobiedoo
    posted a quote
    March 5, 2012 8:03pm UTC
    When i'm bored, nobody texts me. When i'm busy, BAM! I'm the most popular kid on the planet. -__-
    
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