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theater101
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June 10, 2012 3:57pm UTC

Seeing a family on TV throwing animal ashes at each other like it's the most normal thing ever and you're just like
-___- WTF are you doing?

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Sara*
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June 10, 2012 3:57pm UTC

Justin Bieber and One Direction have made me be proud of myself.
Justin loves girls with brown hair and brown eyes and I have brown hair and brown eyes. Therefore my idol loves me.
All my friends are smaller than me, because I am so tall for my age, and I never have liked it, but 1D would date someone with 14 years old, I am 12 but I look like someone with 14, 15 or 16 so they would date me. Now I feel good about myself thinking that I have chances to date them.

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Pokemonmaster34
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June 10, 2012 3:57pm UTC

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hailstorm37
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June 10, 2012 3:58pm UTC

I told an offensive joke on an elevator once,
My friend said it was wrong on so many levels.
fave if you get it.

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sammy*
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June 10, 2012 3:58pm UTC

I would do anything for you;
because baby you're worth the fight
♥

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TurningTables
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June 10, 2012 3:58pm UTC

ayyyitskrisssy.tumblr.com
follow me...I follow back(:

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Hahalmao
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June 10, 2012 3:58pm UTC

"Sorry, you're not my type." "WELL YOU'RE NOT MY SPECIES."

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LivingDisaster
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June 10, 2012 3:58pm UTC

Kiss me on the forehead, cheek, neck, hand.
Wrap your arms around my waist.
Whisper sweet things in my ear.
Randomly kiss me.
Play with my hair.
Cuddle with me.
Hold my hand.
Bite my lip.
Do these & there is a 99.99999999999% chance that i will fall hoplessly in love with you.

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movinatthespeedoflove17
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June 10, 2012 3:59pm UTC

I've finally gotten a summer job,
I'm a professional anitsocial loser.
I'm quite good at it too.
nmf

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grasstainsfasttrains
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June 10, 2012 3:59pm UTC

all i want to do right now, is be in your arms, and hugged by you because your amazing

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Y0ureBlaintsUgly
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June 10, 2012 3:59pm UTC

Nice bed,
can we break it?

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randi*
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June 10, 2012 3:59pm UTC

Witty Workout Game!
im trying to lose some weight, so please help me!
i will do these things if you guys help me please~
- Before faving a quote, i will do 5 squats (tell me if you want to check out your quotes)
- If i comment on someone's profile or quote, i will do 20 mountain climbers ( if you comment to me i will carry on the convo with you)
- When i get a follower, i will dance to a fast - paced song. (dance is great cardio & it burns tons of calories!)
- When i follow you back,i will do 20 bicycle crunches
- If someone comments on your profile/ quote, do 10 lunges
thank you guys sooooo much i love all of you who helped:)
CREDIT TO fitness

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eleanordrury
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June 10, 2012 4:00pm UTC

most importantly
k e e p s m i l i n g
because life is such a beatiful thing
.
and there is so much to s m i l e about.
♥

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YouCanBeAStar
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June 10, 2012 4:00pm UTC

I don't own a microwave.
My dads are convinced that they're dangerous.
Please tell me I'm not the only one...

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abkamel*
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June 10, 2012 4:00pm UTC

"This day would be a lot better if there was Wifi"
"Agreed."

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MrsNiallHoran
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June 10, 2012 4:00pm UTC

Hey everyone!
I made a One Direction confession blog on Tumblr
the url is
http://directioner-confessions-1d.tumblr.com
I need some submissions, so if you guys would follow and submit I'd love you all!
I follow back 100% on that blog xx thanks!

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