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  1. dontcutyourbeautifulbaby dontcutyourbeautifulbaby
    posted a quote
    December 21, 2011 4:12pm UTC
    why is yo momma staring at me(:
    idk?
    yo momma why you be staring at me?
    because you have a noodle in hair from lunch! (:
    *cracker_jacker*
    thanks(:

  2. dontcutyourbeautifulbaby dontcutyourbeautifulbaby
    posted a quote
    December 21, 2011 4:10pm UTC
    girl:why are you living here again?
    chuck:because roaches; they ate my dog!
    girl:*bad word*
    larry: no that word is not allowed in this house!
    eric: roaches are soo ewwwwyyy(:
    chuck: you hear that roaches are soo ewwy(:
    larry: ewwy is another word not allowed in this house!
    chuck: why not? i like ewwy. ewwwwwyyyy(:

  3. dontcutyourbeautifulbaby dontcutyourbeautifulbaby
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    December 21, 2011 4:04pm UTC
    i love my best friend(:
    who buys you candy, licks the candy,& drops it on the floor & you pick it up and eat it like nothing ever happened(:

  4. dontcutyourbeautifulbaby dontcutyourbeautifulbaby
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    December 21, 2011 4:02pm UTC
    i spin, i cry, i laugh, i punch, i smile, so i aint bipolar(:

  5. dontcutyourbeautifulbaby dontcutyourbeautifulbaby
    posted a quote
    December 21, 2011 4:00pm UTC
    your_hot.
    isnt that sooo flirty(:
    ikr(((:

  6. dontcutyourbeautifulbaby dontcutyourbeautifulbaby
    posted a quote
    December 21, 2011 3:58pm UTC
    I_LOVE_MIIII.
    OH YA YOUR HERE.
    I_LOVE_YOU&ME(:
    YOUR_BEAUTIFUL(:

  7. dontcutyourbeautifulbaby dontcutyourbeautifulbaby
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    December 21, 2011 3:56pm UTC
    oooh gurl, look at that hot guy(;
    i see him gurrrll(:
    omgggg he is coming over here! how do i look?
    good,me?
    awesome(:
    hot guy: hey whats your name?
    me: alexis,yours?
    hot guy: brad.
    me:*omgg ahhh* nice name.
    hot guy: yours too. but um hey i just came over to tell you your shoes untied(:
    me: oh, thanks(;
    hot guy: okay well...bye :?
    me: oh okay.
    friend: dang hahah(:
    me: oh shut up. (; ily2 loser!
    gosh i felt embarressed((:

  8. dontcutyourbeautifulbaby dontcutyourbeautifulbaby
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    December 21, 2011 3:52pm UTC
    dont you ever have the need to scream of joy?(:
    do you ever want to be able to say yo momma to a teacher? (:
    ^wait until the last day of school^(:
    your beautiful. haha i felt my heart smile when i said that to you(((:

  9. dontcutyourbeautifulbaby dontcutyourbeautifulbaby
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    December 21, 2011 3:50pm UTC
    good spirts keep me going. i_love_you(:

  10. dontcutyourbeautifulbaby dontcutyourbeautifulbaby
    posted a quote
    December 21, 2011 3:49pm UTC
    i like candy. dont you(:

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