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dittobug789

1. dittobug789
   posted a quote
   May 23, 2011 7:45pm UTC
   why me?
   why her?
   it doesn't help that it's at school...
   
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2. dittobug789
   posted a quote
   May 22, 2011 7:20pm UTC
   I Die A Little Inside
   everytime i see her at school.
   *not my format
   
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3. dittobug789
   posted a quote
   December 13, 2010 5:18pm UTC
   Santa: Ho Ho Ho!!! What would you like for Christmas?
   Me: A HOT boyfriend.
   Santa: Ho Ho Ho!!! not happening
   
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4. dittobug789
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   November 1, 2010 5:19pm UTC
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5. dittobug789
   posted a quote
   November 1, 2010 5:11pm UTC
   when i give
   someone my number...
   i expect them to call...
   especially when they tell u they r
   gonna call...
   it urks me when they don't
   :(
   
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6. dittobug789
   posted a quote
   November 1, 2010 5:00pm UTC
   Love is like an
   hourglass with the
   heart filling up as the brain empties...
   
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7. dittobug789
   posted a quote
   November 1, 2010 4:32pm UTC
   life
   is too serious
   to be taken
   seriously
   :P
   
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8. dittobug789
   posted a quote
   October 29, 2010 5:20pm UTC
   so this girl just told me
   that her mom was cheating on her
   but she really ment to tell me to that her mom was cheating on her dad...
   wtf i think she is on crac...
   
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9. dittobug789
   posted a quote
   October 25, 2010 5:28pm UTC
   "Put your hand on a
   hot stove for a minute,
   and it seems like an hour.
   Sit with a pretty girl
   for an hour, and it
   seems like a minute.
   That's relativity."
   
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