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  1. dinoSAWus dinoSAWus
    posted a quote
    December 6, 2012 5:09am UTC
    I just really want food.

  2. dinoSAWus dinoSAWus
    posted a quote
    December 2, 2012 2:33am UTC
    a day without sunshine
    is..you know..
    night.
    follow for a follow :D

  3. dinoSAWus dinoSAWus
    posted a quote
    December 2, 2012 2:26am UTC
    we can't help
    everyone
    but everyone can help
    someone

  4. dinoSAWus dinoSAWus
    posted a quote
    December 2, 2012 2:23am UTC
    "nothing is impossible"
    exactly. it states
    "I'm possible"
    NMQ / NMF

  5. dinoSAWus dinoSAWus
    posted a quote
    November 28, 2012 1:32am UTC
    me: you say you like the rain
    them: yeah...
    me: but you hide under an umbrella.
    me: so you don't get wet.
    them:
    them:
    them:
    me: boom.

  6. dinoSAWus dinoSAWus
    posted a quote
    November 27, 2012 5:01am UTC
    *at dentist*
    dentist: ..how's it going?
    me: dahdjsckbvvdcwjkhbvwdkjvbdajkcn
    dentist: that's nice...

  7. dinoSAWus dinoSAWus
    posted a quote
    November 27, 2012 4:58am UTC
    a diet is a cookie in both hands...

  8. dinoSAWus dinoSAWus
    posted a quote
    November 27, 2012 4:54am UTC
    food

  9. dinoSAWus dinoSAWus
    posted a quote
    November 27, 2012 2:30am UTC
    Friends buy me lunch.
    Best Friends eat my lunch.
    follow for a follow :D

  10. dinoSAWus dinoSAWus
    posted a quote
    November 21, 2012 6:07pm UTC
    Y O L O
    you only live once
    me: unless..
    me: you are a zombie...
    -tumblr

  11. dinoSAWus dinoSAWus
    posted a quote
    November 21, 2012 5:58pm UTC
    me: I'm not lazy..
    me:
    me:
    me: I'm just on energy saving mode...
    me: seems legit.

  12. dinoSAWus dinoSAWus
    posted a quote
    November 21, 2012 5:55pm UTC
    *me in third grade*
    me: you're stupid if you say what.
    friend: what?
    me: OH. I GOT YOU GOOD. OH. OH MY. OMG. LOL. YOLO MOMENT. IM SO SWAGGIE. OH. OH
    *me now*
    me: you're stupid if you say what.
    friend: what?
    me: OH. I GOT YOU GOOD. OH. OH MY. OMG. LOL. YOLO MOMENT. IM SO SWAGGIE. OH. OH
    true story.

  13. dinoSAWus dinoSAWus
    posted a quote
    November 21, 2012 5:12pm UTC
    haters gonna hate
    potatoes gonna potate
    waiters gonna wait
    aligators gonna aligate...

  14. dinoSAWus dinoSAWus
    posted a quote
    November 21, 2012 6:01am UTC
    Does anyone here watch
    adventure time?
    just curious.

  15. dinoSAWus dinoSAWus
    posted a quote
    November 9, 2012 4:11pm UTC
    whenever I find the key to success
    someone changes the lock

  16. dinoSAWus dinoSAWus
    posted a quote
    November 9, 2012 4:03pm UTC
    some people
    are like
    SLINKIES
    Useless
    untill you push them
    down
    the stairs

  17. dinoSAWus dinoSAWus
    posted a quote
    November 9, 2012 3:52pm UTC
    I never understand why people tell me to 'take a stab at it' but then get upset when I stab them...
    some people these days. *tisk tisk*

  18. dinoSAWus dinoSAWus
    posted a quote
    October 19, 2012 5:14am UTC
    everyone has a photographic memoy
    Some just don't have film
    - anonymous
    format by julietechoecho

  19. dinoSAWus dinoSAWus
    posted a quote
    October 19, 2012 4:05am UTC
    If Your Life Was A Movie;
    What would the soundtrack be?
    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
    So here's how it works:
    1.) Open your library (iTunes, Media Player, all the rest...)
    2.) Put it on shuffle
    3.) Press play
    4.) For every question, type the song that's playing
    5.) When you go to a new question, press the next button
    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
    Opening Credits: Born This Way -- Lady Gaga
    Waking up: Brown eyes -- lady gaga
    First day of school: Can't get you our of my head -- Kylie minogue
    Falling in love: Cinema -- Benny Benassi
    Breaking up: Clumsy -- Fergie
    Studying/Working: Crazy in love -- Beyonce
    Life: Dande Again -- JLo
    Mental breakdown: Dinosaur -- Ke$ha
    Sunny Day: Disco Heven -- Lady Gaga
    Rainy Day: Do it like that a Rikki-Lee
    Party Music: Don't call me baby -- maddison avenue
    Driving: Don't cha -- PCD
    Sleeping: Don't stop the part -- black eyed peas
    Nightmares: E.T -- Katy Perry
    Flashback: The edge of glory -- Lady Gaga
    Wedding: Eh, Eh (nothing else I can say) -- Lady Gaga
    Birth of child: The Fame -- Lady Gaga
    Final Battle: Fifteen -- Taylor Swift
    Funeral Song: Firework -- Katy Perry
    Death Scene: Freak the Freak out -- Victoria Justice
    End Credits: Get the party started -- P!NK
    Okay, so I might have a lot of lady gaga... Aha actually I don't but.. :3 this was fun.

  20. dinoSAWus dinoSAWus
    posted a quote
    October 17, 2012 1:45am UTC
    THERE IS AN APP...
    for crocs...
    but seriously. there is.
    #swag

:)

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