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   January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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2. elligrig13
   posted a quote
   July 9, 2012 6:41am UTC
   I never knew that you can also type
   "gewgle.com" or "frewgle.com"
   instead of "google.com"
   Google
   would still appear.
   
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3. thatstoryyouneverknew
   posted a quote
   May 19, 2012 3:56pm UTC
   Dear new clothes,
   When i rip the tag off,
   i expect the little plastic thing;
   to come off too,
   Sincerely
   a n n o y e d,
   and looking for the scissors.
   
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4. sundaerules
   posted a quote
   April 26, 2012 9:08pm UTC
   Dear boys,
   Can I ask you something?
   Do you like to grab bone when you hug a girl?
   Does it feel that good to feel the bone of her hips through the skin?
   Do you like to be close to a girl, and look down and see smugged black stuff all over her eyes?
   Does that make her look hot? or pretty?
   Do you like such broken hair, where it feel brittle when you try and push it out of her eyes?
   Wouldn't you want some substance to feel?
   Don't you want someone real?
   
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5. DamnnTaylerx
   posted a quote
   December 11, 2011 6:27pm UTC
   Me: I have to pee.
   Best friend: Then go?
   Me: come with me
   
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6. Jade672
   posted a quote
   December 25, 2011 1:49pm UTC
   The awesome moment when
   when you're telling a lie and your best friend
   notices and joins you.
   
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