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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  2. salma_96 salma_96
    posted a quote
    March 16, 2011 4:39am UTC
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    Girl: I'm having my operation now I love you.
    The girl lays on operation bed.
    Boy stands there with watery eyes without saying I love you too.
    Girl finishes heart transplant, the boy is gone.
    Girl: Nurse where is he?
    Nurse says: They didn't tell you who's heart they gave you, did they?
    Nurse hands the girl a note
    Girls reads note
    ''I told you it was yours'' ♥
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  3. kenziewarman kenziewarman
    posted a quote
    March 16, 2011 11:51pm UTC
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    ....Hold on to spinning around
    Confetti falls to the ground
    May these memories break our fall..

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  4. youwishyourweremine_101 youwishyourweremine_101
    posted a quote
    March 16, 2011 11:58pm UTC
    Day two: A letter to your crush/boyfriend
    dear A,
    I don't even know where to begin... Any who your the guy i go to when i'm feeling down cause you know how to make me happy agian, when I'm with you it feels like we are the only 2 people in the world.. and i love how i can be myself around you<3 I love everything about you<3 :$

  5. ohemgeeitsAlana ohemgeeitsAlana
    posted a quote
    February 26, 2011 5:18pm UTC
    Who else
    is immediately attracted to guys
    who
    smell
    Amazing?!

  6. Hailey* Hailey*
    posted a quote
    February 27, 2011 1:16am UTC
    So many girls are saying,
    they are in love with me,
    but they are in love
    with what i seem to be.
    That boy that never cares about hate.
    That boy that's always happy, always smiling.
    But they don't know
    how much pain this hate gives me.
    How hard it is sometimes...
    to not break down in tears.
    -Justin Bieber
    Not minee.

  7. kimbahhlayx kimbahhlayx
    posted a quote
    February 26, 2011 8:38pm UTC
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  8. live2swim64 live2swim64
    posted a quote
    February 26, 2011 6:36pm UTC
    format: Sandrasaurus
    &Who else ever wanted to be able to crawl in vents like Zack & Cody? <3

  9. xLoveMeForMe xLoveMeForMe
    posted a quote
    February 26, 2011 5:11pm UTC
    Taylor Swift and Bruno Mars should go out and break up.
    They would make an epic love song.

  10. xochristinaaaxo xochristinaaaxo
    posted a quote
    February 26, 2011 4:08pm UTC
    Justin Bieber:
    is gay?he has a girlfriend.
    can't sing? Usher and Justin Timberlake fought over him.
    is ugly? millions of girls think he's the hottest guy alive, and he's on millions of posters everywhere.
    he's weak? he broke his foot on stage and carried on singing.
    he's heartless? listen to pray.
    he's unsuccessful? 16 years old, 29 songs,3 albums,9 music videos,1 movie,1 book,20 awards,2 tours,86 shows,40 million fans.
    Do your research before you make fun of him ♥

  11. leftbhnd leftbhnd
    posted a quote
    February 26, 2011 5:50pm UTC
    ♥ those text messages
    that make you go ;;
    awwww :)

  12. wintermagic wintermagic
    posted a quote
    February 26, 2011 3:02pm UTC
    The Best Feeling?
    waking up in the middle of the
    --> night. <--
    and realizing you still have
    hours
    to sleep.

  13. samx8410 samx8410
    posted a quote
    February 27, 2011 3:46pm UTC
    i love justin bieber. so deal with it.

  14. emilycrowne emilycrowne
    posted a quote
    February 27, 2011 3:14pm UTC
    → Say thisREALLY slowly:
    " you are sofa king we tar did"
    Favourite if you did it;)
    Not my quotee.

  15. LindaChristine LindaChristine
    posted a quote
    September 9, 2010 11:51pm UTC
    re-reading about your old
    crushes in your diary
    from years ago, wondering
    "What the hell was I thinking?!"

  16. spartagirl915 spartagirl915
    posted a quote
    September 10, 2010 12:04am UTC
    How is Mr. Krabs' daughter
    a whale?


  17. posted a quote
    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  18. LindaChristine LindaChristine
    posted a quote
    September 10, 2010 1:14am UTC
    that awkward moment
    when your stomach growls
    so loud and its dead
    silent in class

  19. LindaChristine LindaChristine
    posted a quote
    September 10, 2010 1:43am UTC
    Greatest Game Ever:
    "Don't let the balloon touch the floor"

  20. CristinaBieber6 CristinaBieber6
    posted a quote
    September 9, 2010 6:29pm UTC
    So dim that spotlight, tell me things like
    I can't take my eyes off of you
    I'm no one special, just another wide-eyed girl
    Who's desperately in love with you
    Give me a photograph to hang on my wall
    Superstar
    You've played in bars, you play guitar
    And I'm invisible and everyone knows who you are
    And you'll never see, you sing me to sleep
    Every night from the radio
    Superstar by Taylor Swift.
    Song Dedicated To Justin Bieber from me :)

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