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dezi196

1. dezi196
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   February 11, 2011 7:41pm UTC
   That awkward moment when Nelly is trying to get his usher on.
   ~mine~
   
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2. dezi196
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   November 22, 2010 8:06pm UTC
   Am I the only one...
   who flips through every page in a magazine
   instead of using the table of contents.
   
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3. dezi196
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   November 18, 2010 7:52pm UTC
   Pretending to listen to what your parents are saying then not knowing what they asked you to do later.
   
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4. dezi196
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   November 11, 2010 5:12pm UTC
   "Hey I had this dream and you we it!"
   "Really what happened?"
   "Nothing much you just died."
   "Oh that's nice."
   
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5. dezi196
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   November 2, 2010 6:38pm UTC
   Don't you hate it how when you're about to leave the house you feel like you're forgetting something then when you actually leave you remember what it was?
   
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6. dezi196
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   November 1, 2010 7:30pm UTC
   Today I got dragged to the mall by my mom then I saw this mannequin and decided to get a closer look at the outfit and when I was about to touch the shirt the mannequin moved. My mom came over and started yelling at me for touching strangers clothes it was actually a lady.
   MLIA
   
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7. dezi196
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   October 30, 2010 10:29pm UTC
   It took me 206 licks to get to the center of a tootsie pop!!
   
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8. dezi196
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   October 30, 2010 6:19pm UTC
   My little sister is trying to show me she's cool by singing the alphabet, it's been 8 minutes and she's still not done.
   
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