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BlackButterflies
posted a quote
June 15, 2012 3:52am UTC

"The war is in my mind,"
she said, "but the wounds are on my body."

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Buki
posted a quote
June 15, 2012 11:54am UTC

Call me old fashioned but,
I'd rather recieve a hand written letter than an email
I'd rather be called beautiful than hot
I'd rather be asked "Will you be my girlfriend" than "Will you go out with me."
I'd rather just sleep in the same bed with someone than sleep with them
I'd rather plan my wedding with my fiance than plan it all myself.
I'd rather talk face to face than facebook chat
I'd rather have a man that loves me for me than loves me for my just my appearance.

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yourcool
posted a quote
June 10, 2012 8:07pm UTC

Baby, you're a firework!
explode and die, b/tch.

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Jade672
posted a quote
June 10, 2012 6:08pm UTC

I guess your definition
of forever, was very different from mine.

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twilightgirl995
posted a quote
February 6, 2012 4:27pm UTC

Putting on jeans:
Right leg, left leg, wiggle, jump, DONE.

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pigglywiggly
posted a quote
February 5, 2012 11:58pm UTC

me: wow i finally understand math
*moves onto next problem*
me: what the hell is this

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ThatsSoMeee
posted a quote
February 1, 2012 2:56pm UTC

If a cop
Ever pulls you over
And says, “papers”.
Say “scissors, I win” and drive off.

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MarianaAyala
posted a quote
January 31, 2012 11:09pm UTC

99% OF GUYS ARE HOT..
THE OTHER 1% GO TO MY SCHOOL.
ugly truth..

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BlackButterflies
posted a quote
January 23, 2012 10:33pm UTC

jack: "hey, i need to tell you a bad muffin joke!"
me: "... please don't."
jack: "no. i am going to tell you a bad muffin joke."
me: "...."
jack: "ask me what i'm doing!"
me: "fine. what are you doing?"
jack: "oh, muffin much."
me: "...."
-____________-

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BlackButterflies
posted a quote
January 23, 2012 10:24pm UTC

that's a nice dress....
did it come with a pole?

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xoalicecullenxo
posted a quote
January 19, 2012 9:57pm UTC

Okay, I Get It.
I have flaws. as if I don't see them. as if I'm not human.
as if I'm not trying to change

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