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derek_is_cool · 1 decade ago
you seem familiar but I don't know why......hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
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derek_is_cool · 1 decade ago
I'm laughing because it said Ed Sheeran commented on my profile. he is life ok??
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derek_is_cool · 1 decade ago
hi :)
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derek_is_cool · 1 decade ago
little bird he wrote for a chicken which he basically let die when his girlfriend wanted to help it. there's a yourtube video of him tlaking about it. you could probs find it if you type Little Bird into youtube
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derek_is_cool · 1 decade ago
Little Bird. the story was, him and his girlfriend came back from a bike ride, and therer was a hurt chikcen in the rode, and she wanted to hrlp it, but he wanted to takr a nap, and when he woke up, it was dead. and he felt awful so he wrote the chicken a song :p
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derek_is_cool · 1 decade ago
hey :)
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derek_is_cool · 1 decade ago
whoa, sounds insane
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derek_is_cool · 1 decade ago
hmmmmmmm ok

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derek_is_cool · 1 decade ago
oh, I've heard of that. but i have noooooo idea what its about
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derek_is_cool · 1 decade ago
a) I cant because you status says go away
b) Im offended by your profile song
c) i dont have my phone on because its on the frit again and im hoping if it stays off for a while it will starighten out. it usually works ;p
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derek_is_cool · 1 decade ago
hi Kenzie! and no, my name isn't Derek. It's actually Fabio van Dinklestein
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derek_is_cool · 1 decade ago
nothing much, jsut listening to music and stuff. hbu
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derek_is_cool · 1 decade ago
oh hey ;) internet bro-fisting ftw
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derek_is_cool · 1 decade ago
haha hi ana :) yes, internet brofists are the cooly-est
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derek_is_cool · 1 decade ago
so whats up, babe
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derek_is_cool · 1 decade ago
*bro-fists back* :D
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derek_is_cool · 1 decade ago
hey, I dont know if youve been tryin to text me, but i just snuck into my brothers room while he was asleep to steal his laptop to tell you this...but friday at work the head guard pushed me into the pool with my phone in my pocket, so i have to get a new one. sorry!!!! :(
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derek_is_cool · 1 decade ago
so, i don't know if youve been texting me, cuz my phone's all messed up and idk wh, but i can't receive any messages. sorry :'(
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derek_is_cool · 1 decade ago
oh my holy sdfs;jyifyrskfhgjvfiyhbn!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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derek_is_cool · 1 decade ago
well helloooo ;p
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