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deathdream47

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Member Since: 1 Jul 2011 07:19pm

Last Seen: 24 Nov 2011 07:23am

user id: 189621

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  1. deathdream47 deathdream47
    posted a quote
    November 24, 2011 2:27am UTC
    90% of people
    marry their 7th - 12th grade love.

    Since you have read this,
    you will be told good news tonight.
    If you don't repost this,
    im happy to hear this!
    your worst week starts now

  2. deathdream47 deathdream47
    posted a quote
    July 7, 2011 7:09pm UTC
    Dear Spider,
    You are tiny. I am a great big person. I am a grown up. I can handle this. You are tiny. I am a great big pe- OMFG IT MOVED!!!
    Sincerely, my neighbors thought I was being murdered.

  3. deathdream47 deathdream47
    posted a quote
    July 7, 2011 7:04pm UTC
    Dear O.J.,
    Thanks for the advice!
    Sincerely, Casey Anthony.

  4. deathdream47 deathdream47
    posted a quote
    July 7, 2011 6:58pm UTC
    Dear girls at my school,
    School is for education, not prostitution.
    Sincerely, put your boobs away.

  5. deathdream47 deathdream47
    posted a quote
    July 7, 2011 6:49pm UTC
    Dear teacher,
    Please stop moving my seat in class. I will talk to whoever I sit next to, I promise.
    Sincerely, chatty Kathy

  6. deathdream47 deathdream47
    posted a quote
    July 7, 2011 6:45pm UTC
    Dear "Employees Must Wash Hands" sign,
    Shouldn't you be an "Everyone Must Wash Hands" sign?
    Sincerely, disgusted.

  7. deathdream47 deathdream47
    posted a quote
    July 7, 2011 6:40pm UTC
    Dear person I dislike,
    It's not that I hate you, it's just that if you were drowning and I had an extra oxygen mask, I would use it to blow bubbles instead.
    Sincerely, anonymous. º

  8. deathdream47 deathdream47
    posted a quote
    July 7, 2011 6:36pm UTC
    Dear girl trying on clothes at the mall,
    If you have to ask "Does this top make me look slutty?" you probably already know the answer.
    Sincerely, Me.

  9. deathdream47 deathdream47
    posted a quote
    July 7, 2011 6:28pm UTC
    Dear scholarships,
    We only make up 15% of the world population, so that makes us a minority, right?
    Sincerely, left-handed.

  10. deathdream47 deathdream47
    posted a quote
    July 7, 2011 6:23pm UTC
    Dear boys,
    Please find new ways to break my heart.
    I'm running out of ways to put it into a song.
    Sincerely, Taylor Swift.

  11. deathdream47 deathdream47
    posted a quote
    July 7, 2011 6:07pm UTC
    TEST YOUR TONGUE!
    find the 3 and get a
    kiss
    tomorrow
    SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
    SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
    SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS3SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
    SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
    SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
    *find the B DON'T skip Ur wish won't come true
    RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
    RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
    RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
    RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRBRRRRRRRRRRRR
    RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
    Once you found the 'B' find the mistake
    ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYNZ
    Once you found the mistake Find the 1
    lllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll
    llllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll
    lllllllllllllllllllllll1llllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll
    llllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll
    Once you found the 1. Find the 6
    99999999999999999999999999999999999999999
    99999999999999999999999999999999999999999
    99999996999999999999999999999999999999999
    99999999999999999999999999999999999999999
    99999999999999999999999999999999999999999
    once you found the 6 find the N (it's hard!!!)
    MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
    MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
    MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
    MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
    MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
    MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMNMMMMMM
    MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
    Once you found the N... find the Q
    OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
    OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
    OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
    OOOOOOOOOOOOOQOOOOOOOOOO
    OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
    find the i
    llllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll
    lllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll
    lllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllilllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll
    lllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll
    Now make 2 wishes!
    *~ they will come true~*
    Now as soon as you make ur 2 wishes repost this as "test ur tounge" ;)
    if u don't your wishes won't come true ;(
    You got 20 minutes! Hurry!!!!!!!

  12. deathdream47 deathdream47
    posted a quote
    July 1, 2011 7:26pm UTC
    All you're gonna be is mean

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