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I LOVE: ONE DIRECTION, THE HUNGER GAMES, HOCKEY, CAKE, TELLING JOKES, SINGING BADLY, PIANO, HEELYS, AND PROCRASTINATING. ;)

dbpbmliapbnjurwhirtu
posted a quote
January 8, 2013 10:28am UTC

EVERYONE QUICK put your cursor over the word "Witty" at the very top!!!
RAINBOW SEIZURE!!!!!!
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RAINBOW SEIZURE!!!!!!
RAINBOW SEIZURE!!!!!!

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dbpbmliapbnjurwhirtu
posted a quote
January 6, 2013 10:45am UTC

Hello
Congrats!!! You wasted your time reading this! :)

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dbpbmliapbnjurwhirtu
posted a quote
July 1, 2012 10:54pm UTC

HEY PPL WHO BELIEVE IN THE MAYANS PREDICTION THAT THE WORLD WOULD END IN 2012
There have been approx. 514 leap year days since it has been invented. When the Mayans calculated their prediction they didn't factor in leap years so the world would have already ended.
SO BELIEVE THAT!!!!! :)

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dbpbmliapbnjurwhirtu
posted a quote
June 12, 2012 9:18am UTC

SUICIDE:
Should not exist. but what is a quote going to do?
its going to do a lot. I want a petition to go around
of witty and i want you to repost this quote with your
name signed. after i get all of these names i am going to
make a youtube video of all the witty profile names
that took out a few minutes to read and repost this quote.
lets show these people how much we care and someday we can put a end to this!
staystrong
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imkrazydealwithit

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dbpbmliapbnjurwhirtu
posted a quote
June 11, 2012 9:02pm UTC

Always previewing your quote about a BILLION times before posting it.

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dbpbmliapbnjurwhirtu
posted a quote
June 11, 2012 8:45pm UTC

It's hard to get to the top of the pyramid, it's even harder to stay there.
~~~~ ABBY ;)Fave if you're super excited for the new Dance Moms season!!!!! :D

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dbpbmliapbnjurwhirtu
posted a quote
June 5, 2012 7:32pm UTC

Remember When
all the cool kids had a club penguin membership

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dbpbmliapbnjurwhirtu
posted a quote
May 23, 2012 9:21pm UTC

BEST PRANK EVER
Materials
1,000 horizantally striped red and white sweaters
1,000 blue jeans
1,000 waldo hats and glasses
Procedures
1. Get everyone at school to wear the outfits
2. Have one person be the "real" waldo
3. Where's Waldo irl.

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dbpbmliapbnjurwhirtu
posted a quote
May 21, 2012 7:21pm UTC

Wanna hear a joke?
Me: What do you call my future boyfriend
Friend: Non-exsistant

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dbpbmliapbnjurwhirtu
posted a quote
May 21, 2012 6:38pm UTC

Warning
You are being cheated on by your d0uchebag boyfriend, what would you like to do?
Dump him and get revenge.
Cry eat ice cream, watch TV, and call your friend to vent.

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dbpbmliapbnjurwhirtu
posted a quote
May 21, 2012 7:09am UTC

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dbpbmliapbnjurwhirtu
posted a quote
May 20, 2012 10:11pm UTC

Why do dumb guys always look so cute?
I'm sick of crushing on idiots!

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dbpbmliapbnjurwhirtu
posted a quote
May 20, 2012 5:52pm UTC

Having one of those days where you just want to tell the world to shut-up.

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dbpbmliapbnjurwhirtu
posted a quote
May 20, 2012 5:30pm UTC

Getting called to the principal's office
and walking really slowly so you have time to make up excuses for all the bad things you've recently done.

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dbpbmliapbnjurwhirtu
posted a quote
May 20, 2012 5:10pm UTC

Favoriting something
just so the number of faves is a compatible number. :)

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dbpbmliapbnjurwhirtu
posted a quote
May 20, 2012 5:05pm UTC

Only reading quotes with large easily readable font, and only favoriting them if all the words are spelled correctly.

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dbpbmliapbnjurwhirtu
posted a quote
May 20, 2012 7:45am UTC

Not liking someone then finding out they like you
it was meant to be!!!! <3
Then he spreads a rumor about you and him
I will have VENGEANCE!!!!!!

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dbpbmliapbnjurwhirtu
posted a quote
April 25, 2012 9:28pm UTC

ThE pEOple In mY SChooL DX
Realizing the popular kid that you really like is a jerk.
nmf

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dbpbmliapbnjurwhirtu
posted a quote
March 31, 2012 5:57pm UTC

Being so excited about staying home alone and thinking:
"Wow, I'm going to such amazing things and through an awesome party just like how they do in the movies!!!!"
And then just watch T.V. the whole time.

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dbpbmliapbnjurwhirtu
posted a quote
March 30, 2012 7:00pm UTC

I hate it when
the snotty popular kids pick on you for doing something,
they copy you the day after,
and they're instantly awesome
Copy cat!!!!

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