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Sophie*
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January 6, 2014 8:12am UTC

Sitting with my parents watching a movie and suddenly the actors make out
me: awkward...

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Sophie*
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January 14, 2014 9:31am UTC

IT'S AMAZING HOW YOU CAN
FALL IN LOVE WITH A PERSON YOU
DIDN'T EVEN NOTICE THE FIRST
TIME YOU MEET THEM.

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Sophie*
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January 24, 2014 1:29pm UTC

"You only care about yourself" well duh who else is going to do it

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Sophie*
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January 30, 2014 7:24am UTC

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Sophie*
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February 10, 2014 8:30am UTC

Do you ever start rubbing your eyes and then it feels really good and you can’t stop so it’s like eye ma.sturbation

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Sophie*
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February 12, 2014 8:18am UTC

me watching the Olympics: oh wow, that was impressive!
announcer: ANOTHER DISASTROUS MISTAKE!

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Sophie*
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February 13, 2014 8:08am UTC

Me:Mom...Dad. I've decided to live on my own from now on.
Parents:Ok, cool.
Me:Your luggage is outside

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Sophie*
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February 14, 2014 9:19am UTC

Rest of the World:Kilometers
America:No
Rest of the World:Celsius
America:No
Rest of the World:Daylight savings was last week
America:NO
Rest of the World:day month year
America:No
Rest of the World:drives on right side of the street
America:HELL YESSSS
UK:wait

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Sophie*
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February 15, 2014 2:51am UTC

me: ok i’ll study at 8:00
clock: 8:00
me: *pretends i didn’t see*

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Sophie*
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March 14, 2014 11:16am UTC

Mom: Why is everything on the floor?
Me: gravity mom

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