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darkblueink56

1. darkblueink56
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   February 21, 2009 9:49pm UTC
   YOU:*areputting tic tacs into hand to share with friends*
   *teacher walks into room and yells to put away all food*
   YOU:*shove all tic tacs in mouth at once and turn to pay attention but start to choke*
   *a friend who you were planning on sharing your tic tacs with asks whats wrong*
   YOU*say you have four of them in your mouth and they dont all fit*
   *right as you finish saying that the teacher in a completely different conversation notices that your talking and says very loudly to attract your attention again: "WELL THATS A WONDERFUL IDEA..."
   --hehe funny funny similar thing actually did happen to me!!! XD
   
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2. darkblueink56
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   February 21, 2009 9:40pm UTC
   We're best friends. we have marker fights chasing each other around the room. you never want to give us paint for an actual project, because it will end up on us. we can never concentrate on anything when we're together, and its probably a bad idea to give us something complicated to do. we laugh about absolutely nothing and get in trouble all the time. but all of this, its what makes us best friends <3
   
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3. darkblueink56
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   February 21, 2009 9:25pm UTC
   Think of how bipolar the world would be if your mood was directly dependent on how high your socks are pulled up ;-)
   
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4. darkblueink56
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   February 21, 2009 9:22pm UTC
   It seriously isn't that hard to make girls happy...i mean how hard is it to give us chocolate and worship our every movment??
   the worshipping is taking it a bit far but the chocolate's nice ;-)
   
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5. darkblueink56
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   February 21, 2009 9:15pm UTC
   Im the type of girl who will watch scary movies and laugh but will scream at the top of my lungs when the waffle pops out of the toaster <3
   
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6. darkblueink56
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   February 21, 2009 9:09pm UTC
   My knight in shining armor turned out to be a loser in tin foil
   
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7. darkblueink56
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   February 21, 2009 9:07pm UTC
   Friends are gods way of appologizing for annoying relatives
   
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8. darkblueink56
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   February 21, 2009 9:05pm UTC
   Anyone who has said sunshine brings happiness has never danced in the rain...
   
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9. darkblueink56
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   February 21, 2009 9:02pm UTC
   Im not clumsy i'm just uniquely coordinated!!
   
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10. darkblueink56
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    February 21, 2009 9:02pm UTC
    Every brilliant person i know has walked into a door thinking it was open....
    
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11. darkblueink56
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    February 21, 2009 8:59pm UTC
    quit worrying about your health...it will go away soon
    
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12. darkblueink56
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    February 21, 2009 8:57pm UTC
    Duct Tape is like the force...it has a light side, a dark side, and it holds the world together <3
    
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