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dark_angels95

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Member Since: 14 Aug 2009 09:06pm

Last Seen: 16 Aug 2011 05:49pm

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  1. dark_angels95 dark_angels95
    posted a quote
    October 18, 2009 8:12pm UTC
    With my imperfections,
    You think I'm perfect.
    When it's not easy...
    You make it worth it.

  2. dark_angels95 dark_angels95
    posted a quote
    October 2, 2009 5:51pm UTC
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  3. dark_angels95 dark_angels95
    posted a quote
    October 2, 2009 5:48pm UTC
    Sometimes I need what only you can provide:
    your absence.

  4. dark_angels95 dark_angels95
    posted a quote
    September 27, 2009 8:42pm UTC
    He's like a drug,
    you get addicted to his love.

  5. dark_angels95 dark_angels95
    posted a quote
    September 18, 2009 3:40pm UTC
    I thought this was witty profiles
    not MLIA?

  6. dark_angels95 dark_angels95
    posted a quote
    September 17, 2009 7:20pm UTC
    Today, I was showing my dad this huge spider that was on the ceiling,
    he took one look at it and said;
    "I'll go get the vacuum"

  7. dark_angels95 dark_angels95
    posted a quote
    September 17, 2009 6:58pm UTC
    LIFE is like a hot bath,
    It feels good while your in it,
    but the longer you stay the more wrinkled you get.

  8. dark_angels95 dark_angels95
    posted a quote
    September 17, 2009 6:53pm UTC
    I have come to realize,
    that most people are still alive
    ...................because it's illegal to shoot them...................

  9. dark_angels95 dark_angels95
    posted a quote
    September 17, 2009 6:48pm UTC
    Its not cheating...
    unless you get caught....

  10. dark_angels95 dark_angels95
    posted a quote
    September 17, 2009 6:35pm UTC
    I believe my sole purpose in life
    is to serve as a warning to others.
    =)

  11. dark_angels95 dark_angels95
    posted a quote
    September 16, 2009 7:13pm UTC
    Friends are the chocolate chips in a cookie that we call
    L-I-F-E

  12. dark_angels95 dark_angels95
    posted a quote
    September 16, 2009 7:10pm UTC
    The difference between 'involvement' and 'commitment' is like an eggs-and-ham breakfast:
    the chicken was 'involved'
    - the pig was 'committed'.

  13. dark_angels95 dark_angels95
    posted a quote
    September 16, 2009 6:55pm UTC
    IF AT FIRST YOU DON"T SUCCEED;
    .......
    SKYDIVING PROBABLY ISN'T FOR YOU.

  14. dark_angels95 dark_angels95
    posted a quote
    September 16, 2009 6:51pm UTC
    ITS ALWAYS DARKEST BEFORE DAWN,
    {so if you going to steal you neigbors newspaper}
    THATS THE TIME TO DO IT.

  15. dark_angels95 dark_angels95
    posted a quote
    September 16, 2009 6:46pm UTC
    That's what makes death so hard
    -- unsatisfied curiosity.

  16. dark_angels95 dark_angels95
    posted a quote
    September 16, 2009 6:41pm UTC
    Of all forms of caution,
    caution in love is perhaps most fatal
    to true happiness.

  17. dark_angels95 dark_angels95
    posted a quote
    September 16, 2009 6:34pm UTC
    The person who b.e.l.i.e.v.e.s they can,
    and the person who believes they cannot:
    ........................... are BOTH right.

  18. dark_angels95 dark_angels95
    posted a quote
    September 12, 2009 9:40am UTC
    PLEASE READ UNTIL THE END
    A girl went to a party and
    she ended up staying longer than she
    planned, and had to walk home alone.
    She wasn't afraid
    because it was a small town, and she lived
    only a few blocks away.
    As she walked along under the tall elm
    trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from
    harm and danger.
    When she reached the alley, which was a
    short cut to her house, she decided to take it.
    However, halfway down the alley she
    noticed a man standing at the end as
    though he were waiting for her.
    She became uneasy and began to pray,
    asking for God's protection.
    Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness
    and security wrapped round her, she felt as
    though someone was walking with her.
    when she reached the end of the alley,
    she walked right past the man and arrived
    home safely.
    The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been killed in the same alley just
    twenty minutes after she had been there.
    Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and
    the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep.
    Thanking the Lord for her safety and to
    help this young woman, she decided to go to the
    police station.
    She felt she could recognize the man,
    so she told them her story.
    The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him.
    She agreed and immediately pointed out
    the man she had seen in the alley the night before.
    When the man was told he had been
    identified, he immediately broke down and confessed
    The officer thanked Diane for her bravery
    and asked if there was anything they could do
    for her She asked if they would ask the man one question.
    Diane was curious as to why he had not
    attacked her When the policeman asked him, he answered, Because she wasn't alone.
    She had two tall men walking on either side of her.
    Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you're never alone.
    Did you know that 97% of teenagers will not stand up for God?
    Repost this if you truly
    believe in God
    PS: God is always there in your heart and loves you no matter what
    "If you deny me in front of your friends, I shall deny you in front of my Father"
    STAND UP FOR HIM!
    51% won't repost this
    (PLEASE ADD A HEART WHEN YOU REPOST THIS {IF YOU DO}
    ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥<3

  19. dark_angels95 dark_angels95
    posted a quote
    September 7, 2009 5:13pm UTC
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  20. dark_angels95 dark_angels95
    posted a quote
    September 7, 2009 3:34pm UTC
    Why do people look in their tissues after they sneeze?
    I mean (seriously!)
    What do they expect to find?
    A quarter?!

:)

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