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BravoSierra
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July 12, 2013 10:03am UTC

My son doesn't really have a choice.
He WILL be an athlete.

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Rajsonkar
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July 12, 2013 1:01pm UTC

I Hate my life
I Just Don't Wanna Live
Anymore
I Want To End My Life
Oh!
Ok Wait
Got My Internet
Connection Back..I'm Happy
Now..!!

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BlackButterflies
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July 12, 2013 2:13am UTC

i find it really strange how one minute, everyone on this website is like, "yeah! feminism! these are our bodies and we can do what we want with them!" and the next minute, the top quote of the day is about someone publicly mocking a girl on facebook for wearing a (small) bikini, and all the comments say that it's hilarious.

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BlackButterflies
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July 12, 2013 5:15am UTC

when you get a cute text from a cute
person and your heart does the thing

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Ethanol
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July 12, 2013 1:45am UTC

a little girl asked my friend about her religion today and said “are you jewish or chrismas’

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taytay8056
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July 12, 2013 9:13pm UTC

I don't know what's worse, being in love with a fictional character or being in love with a celebrity.
But I mean, at least with a fictional character you know it will never happen. With a celebrity there's a tiny part of your brain wearing a tin foil hat, slowly rocking back and forth, and quietly whispering "It could still happen."

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ChocoTaco
posted a quote
July 12, 2013 9:16pm UTC

I can't think of anything worse
Than hating the person who everyone else loves.

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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*silvergirl*
posted a quote
July 12, 2013 9:19pm UTC

I'm not afraid
to take a stand,
everybody come take my hand,
we'll walk this road together,
through the storm,
whatever weather,
cold or warm.

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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DeathOfASon
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July 12, 2013 7:19pm UTC

whenever i see wittians on early in the morning i have to wonder
are you up early
are you australian
or have you not gone to sleep yet

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tumblrwittyfacebook
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July 7, 2013 11:59am UTC

Right from the start you were a thief
you stole my heart
and I your willing victim

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Chris*
posted a quote
July 7, 2013 12:00pm UTC

Him: What do you want to do, then?
Me: Just go along as friends. Nothing more.
Him: Okay. I'll do that. But you have to remember one thing.
Me: What's that?
Him: I've seen you naked.

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Chris*
posted a quote
July 7, 2013 12:06pm UTC

I'M NOT
SORRY.

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tumblrwittyfacebook
posted a quote
July 7, 2013 12:08pm UTC

if you're gonna push me then
{promise}
you'll break my fall

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laxgal88
posted a quote
July 4, 2013 5:18pm UTC

i smile because.... life is to short to waste your time frowning
i laugh because....ill live longer and have more fun
i enjoy life because....even if my life is hard good things still happen

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ocean*
posted a quote
July 4, 2013 5:19pm UTC

BRING ME BACK TO
holding hands in the rain.

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ImAddictedToLifeMkai
posted a quote
July 3, 2013 11:05am UTC

Funnypickupline#2
Is that a phone
A Phone in your back pocket? because that a$s is calling me

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Kaleidoscope Eyed*
posted a quote
July 3, 2013 11:09am UTC

Ya the Party don't start 'til I Log in....
Don't stop Fav my quote
Baby blow my Witty up tonight
Imma quote 'til I crash this site
Follow,Block, Cant stop
'Til I get the to the top yo
quoooo- te quoooo- te

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