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"Life is simple, People are complicated"
"Life is simple, People are complicated"
"Life is simple People are complicated"

dancingthroughlife
posted a quote
February 24, 2012 7:31pm UTC

And who else makes
"Boom!" noises
when plopping cookie
dough on a
baking sheet

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dancingthroughlife
posted a quote
February 24, 2012 7:28pm UTC

And who else
has typed in
WittyQuotes
instead of
WittyProfiles?

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dancingthroughlife
posted a quote
February 21, 2012 4:23pm UTC

I love getting to
Lesson 101
because the way I right my numbers it looks like
Lesson lol

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dancingthroughlife
posted a quote
February 21, 2012 3:51pm UTC

You’re not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.
~Dean Martin

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dancingthroughlife
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February 21, 2012 3:48pm UTC

I’d much rather be a woman than a man. Women can cry, they can wear cute clothes, and they are the first to be rescued off of sinking ships.
~Gilda Radner

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dancingthroughlife
posted a quote
February 21, 2012 3:45pm UTC

I hate when people ask..
"Can I axe you a question?"
And your like..
"I donno is it going to hurt."

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dancingthroughlife
posted a quote
February 21, 2012 9:18am UTC

When you stuff a blanket or a pillow up your shirt to make yourself look pregnant.

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dancingthroughlife
posted a quote
January 26, 2012 8:49pm UTC

Poking down all the bumps on a cup lid
at a fast food place the second they give
you your drink.

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dancingthroughlife
posted a quote
January 26, 2012 1:52pm UTC

Yahoo! Answers
Resolved question Show me another >>
How can I test if my son is gay?
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I am worried my son might be gay. I want to get him checked. Is it possible to get a hormone check? A vocal cord check? Can't a doctor indicate if he is gay or not? My son has almost no muscle and narrow shoulders. He also has blue eyes. He talks in a very high voice and while he sings he sounds like a castrato. He tells me his voice is called tennor.
How can I test if my son is gay?
Best answer - Chosen by Voters
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There's a really simple test you can do at home.
Get some vinegar, get some baking soda. Then make a big clay valcano. Then while this is erupting, if your son is too busy sucking dick, he's gay.
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dancingthroughlife
posted a quote
January 24, 2012 3:36pm UTC

Love is a
Mystery

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dancingthroughlife
posted a quote
January 24, 2012 3:16pm UTC

So we all know Voldemort wanted to kill Harry because
Harry was the only person who could kill him. Right?
But why did Voldemote kill Mr. Potter in the first place?
Cause if he hadn't wanted to kill him he wouldn't have tried killing
Harry which instead he killed his Mom. Anyways now i'm all confused
and forgot what my question was.

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dancingthroughlife
posted a quote
January 21, 2012 6:29pm UTC

O B V I O U S L Y,
i am single because i am too sexy for everyone

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dancingthroughlife
posted a quote
January 21, 2012 6:23pm UTC

‎
2010: doodle jump
2011: angry birds
2012: temple run .

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dancingthroughlife
posted a quote
January 14, 2012 9:19pm UTC

Answer 'em!
1. Do you sleep in your bra? No.
2. Do you like noodles? Yes.
3. Do you enjoy drama? Nope.
4. Are you a girly girl? I think...
5. Small or large purses? Medium.
7. Are you short? Yepp.
8. Do you like somebody? Yes.
9. Do you care if your socks are dirty? Yes, I need clean socks.
10. Do you like Halloween? Sure.
11. Are you double jointed? My thumbs & elbows are.
12. Where is the weirdest place you have slept? On the floor of the library.
13. Has anyone touched/smacked your butt in the past 24 hours? Yes......
14. Is there any type of rumor going around about you? Nope nopeidy nope nope
15. Do you call anybody by their last name? Yes.
GIRLS BE HONEST ;
1. What color is the bra that you're wearing? Light Pink
2. Do you prefer light or dark haired guys? Dark
3. Are you currently frustrated with a boy? Yes.
4. Do you have a best friend? YESS!!
5. Have you ever had your heart broken ? kinda
6. Have you ever thought of having plastic surgery? NOOO!
7. Do you like your life? Yes...I think i do.
8. Have you ever jumped in the pool with your clothes on? Yes.
9. Do you have more friends that are girls or boys? Girls
10. How long have you had a facebook? 2 years i think mabye 3
11. Have you ever slapped a boy in the face? No.
12. What are your biggest fears? Well throwing up, getting some really bad sickness and going to the hospital.
13. Have you ever cried yourself to sleep? Yes.
14. Have you ever not been able to get someone off of your mind? yes.
15. Do you believe in the saying “once a cheater, always a cheater"? Kinda
16. Have you ever had a good feeling about something? Deffinitly
17. Do you ever wish you were famous? I used to not anymore though
18. Are you currently missing someone? not really
19: Who are you texting right now? Chrissy
THIS GUY OR THAT GUY? PICK ONE
Cowboy or Gangster? cowboy!
Face or Body? face
Sweet or S3xy? sweet
Contacts or Glasses? contacts
YOURSELF...
1. Eyeliner or Mascara? Mascara
2. Pink or black? Pink
03. Pumps or flats? Pumps
04. Skirts or pants? Pants
05. Socks or leggings? Socks
06. Hoodies or jackets? Jackets
07. Heels or sneakers? Heels
08. Straight or curly hair? straight
09. White or black? White
10. Smoothies or lattes? Smoothies
11. Diet or regular sodas? regular
12. Water or daiquiris? Water
13. Pearls or diamonds? Pearls
14. Mary-Kate or Ashley Olsen? neither
15. iPod or cell phone? Ipod
16. Friends or family? Friends( sorry mom and dad hehe)
17. Lip gloss or lip stick? lip stick
18. Manicure or pedicures? pedi's
19. Tank tops or beaters? tanktops
20. Big sunglasses or small? big xD
21. Sunglasses or purses? sunglasses
IN A GUY ...
Funny or Serious? funny
Romantic or Daredevil? romantic
Dark Eyes or Light Eyes? dark
Long Hair or Short Hair? Eitherr
Curly Hair or Straight Hair? either is fine
Hockey Player or Football Player? Ummm neither.

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dancingthroughlife
posted a quote
January 13, 2012 7:43pm UTC

Everybody is so stinking pretty on here.
Then there is me.
The ugly one.

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dancingthroughlife
posted a quote
January 13, 2012 5:27pm UTC

I can't make US without U

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dancingthroughlife
posted a quote
January 8, 2012 4:13pm UTC

I'm 15 and I've never kissed anyone, because I'm waiting for someone special to kiss me first.

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dancingthroughlife
posted a quote
December 29, 2011 8:47pm UTC

Yeah your right its not funny,
Its Hilarious